Guessing The Advice You’d Get From The ‘Queer Eye’ Fab 5 Is Our Fave New Meme
We can all agree that the Queer Eye fab five are angels living here on earth. We would all be lucky to get any advice they’d grace us with, and this fact has transformed into our new fave meme.
The set up is simple. Imagine if you were picked for a Queer Eye makeover. Now, what advice would fab five members Bobby, Antoni, Karamo, Jonathan, and Tan hand out to you?
Because let’s be honest, we’re all just a bunch of messy bitches and truly need all the help we can get.
Here are some of the most hilarious responses on Twitter:
This is actually me.
if i was on queer eye
bobby: is this hardwood or carpet in here i can’t see the floor
tan: everything is black
antoni: throwing noodles in a pot isn’t “italian cuisine”
jonathan: GORG baby but why don’t you own a hairbrush
karamo: *stares blankly at me then comes in for a hug*— kat 🦕 (@tiredkatt) July 1, 2018
If I was on Queer Eye:
Bobby: have u ever hung up clothes ever
Jonathan: weekly face masks aren’t a substitute for daily skincare
Karamo: this is some record breaking low self esteem
Antoni: ur veins are filled w coffee
Tan: u can’t just wear the exact same black skirt every day— fiona 💞 (@neonfiona) June 27, 2018
if i was on Queer Eye:
Bobby: do u know how to clean
Jonathan: ur so cute but this hair is strugs to func, here’s some curl cream
Antoni: today we’re learning to make an artisanal poptart
Tan: why is everything from target
Karamo: I think ur *too* in touch with ur feelings
— Shannon Purser (@shannonpurser) July 1, 2018
Some people need A LOT of help.
If I was on Queer Eye:
Bobby: you made us enter through a vent
Jonathan: bangs shouldn’t go past your bellybutton, henny
Tan: that’s one way to wear burlap
Karamo: your plants are dead & spell out “help”
Antoni: your kitchen is blood— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 1, 2018
if i was on queer eye:
bobby: u have ur mattress on the ground, u need me
antoni: i get u eat for convenience but a granola bar w peanut butter, really?
jvn: a bun for the 378th day in a row?
karamo: tell me abt ur parents divorce
tan: a nike tee isn’t a personality substitute— danika 🌈 (@nasty_danika) June 30, 2018
if I was on Queer Eye:
Bobby: WHAT is this literal mountain beneath your bed?
Tan: have you tried non-denim pants?
Antoni: even these canned goods are expired?
Karamo: if you took half a breath you might be able to meet a partner who's not your best friend
Jonathan: EX FO LI ATE— Abby (@abbyandthejets) June 30, 2018
if I was on queer eye
bobby: alphabetizing your bookshelf doesn't make you organized
karamo: ironic detachment is not a life philosphy
jonathan: this is a diffuser. now make friends with it
antoni: please eat some fruit
tan: a dress won't literally kill you, you know— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) June 30, 2018
If I was on Queer Eye:
Bobby- it’s not cool to display your 300+ DVDs as decoration
Antoni- there are other condiments than A1
Jonathan- take care of your feet honey
Tan- you’re allowed to buy new shoes sometimes
Karamo- some people actually like you— Shreks and the City (@MitchMcGrew) June 30, 2018
If I was on queer eye
Tan: bra’s are not tops and no one needs 300 striped tees
Antoni: have you ever….. eaten something that wasn’t junk food
Bobby: art supplies are not Decor
JVN: honey you really have to start brushing that hair
Karamo: you’re a lost cause I can’t fix this— Stacey (@Stacey_FoxyArt) June 30, 2018
If I Was On Queer Eye:
Bobby: please clean your cat's litter box
Antoni: stop eating easy mac you're 30
Tan: target is cool but maybe not literally your entire wardrobe
Karamo: pay your therapist more she's got a lot of work here
JVN: your hair is already great lets just hang out— audrey🚀 (@audreytward) June 29, 2018
Others are just a lost cause.
If I was on @QueerEye
Bobby: did you decorate your house with stuffing on purpose
JVN: OMG HONEY ur split ends have split ends
Antonio: Beer is not a food group
Tan: do you have anything other than spandex
Karamo: you don’t have to become a dog lady— Marguerite Ballou (@mcballou02) June 29, 2018
If I was on Queer Eye:
Bobby: why do you have a dinner table in your room
Antoni: i wanna show you a dish called "anything besides pasta"
Karamo: let's get you back in therapy bb
Jonathan: just moisturize your face omg it's not hard
Tan: STOP HOARDING DECADE-OLD GRAPHIC TEES— Samantha Riedel (@SamusMcQueen) June 29, 2018
if i was on queer eye:
bobby: why are there 19 water bottles in ur room
jonathan: picking at ur acne isn’t a skincare routine
karamo: let’s talk about ur dad
antoni: there isn’t enough nutrients in cereal to have it every meal
tan: there are other colors besides grey u can wear— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) July 2, 2018
#QueerEye
Jonathan: “SULFATE SHAMPOO IS SATAN’S WORK!”
Tan: “Who’s going to love you when you’re wearing that shirt?”
Karamo: “CONFIDENCE is key.”
Antoni: “Don’t worry we’ll keep it simple. Have you ever made a PB&J?”
Bobby: “Everything is blue and grey now.”— Ashley Stout (@smashstout) June 23, 2018
I’m just going to leave this here. (Antoni: don’t hate me)
If I was on Queer Eye:
JVN: oh.
Tan: oh.
Bobby: oh no.
Karamo: oh no no no.
Antoni: avocado.
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) June 29, 2018