‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Detectives Have Found Brett’s GF & She’s An Ex Bachy
Following last night’s premiere of Bachelor In Paradise, it didn’t take long for bachy detectives to figure out that, yes, Brett has a girlfriend. They’ve even worked out who the lass is…and SURPRISE, we’ve seen her before.
Last night’s first ep served us some fresh drama thanks to Florence/Davey/Jake, but the one mystery that left us scratching our heads was Brett’s relationship status.
All-round champ Tara alleges that Sophie Monk’s forgettable ex-bae is dating one of her friends, which is a bit fucking odd considering the premise of BIP relies on people being single and ready to pair up.
Does Brett have a girlfriend? ???????????? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Se2D1Y21IP
— BachelorInParadiseAU (@BachParadiseAU) March 25, 2018
So Brett is definitely not single, obvious. BYEEEEEEEE#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Books With Heart (@BooksWithHeart) March 25, 2018
Wait. WHAAAATTT BRETT HAS A GIRLFRIEND??#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Z7F3wzk39p
— OMG BECCY (@omg_beccy_d) March 25, 2018
Producer: "So Brett, you are actually single"….Brett: "Well, what does single really mean"…Producer: "It means you're single"….Brett: "I think it's open to interpretation"….Producer: "The fact you're a fuckwit certainly isn't" #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 25, 2018
During the ep, Brett said that he wonders whether the mystery woman would join him in Fiji, indicating that she was an ex-bachy contestant. Scandalous!
Within minutes, fans figured out Brett was in fact dating Steph, who is good m8s with Tara and is from Matty J’s season. Awkies.
So Brett is supposedly dating Steph who was on Matty’s season… ???? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/I5I2Mw31wh
— Jess Chandra (@jesschandra) March 25, 2018
Steph might not seem super familiar, as she didn’t last long in her season.
Here she is again!
The way last night’s ep was heading, we doubt Brett will last long in the series. We say send Steph to Fiji asap and let’s fuck some shit up.
