Literally Just A Bunch Of Tweets From Cole Sprouse That Are Damn Funny
We all know Cole Sprouse is perfect as the brooding Jughead on Riverdale. But he’s also pretty damn hilarious on Twitter too.
Not afraid to poke fun at himself, his twin brother Dylan, or society in general, here’s a round-up of some of his best tweets.
1. When he found out about his untimely demise.
Dead on the inside counts too pic.twitter.com/BRhqEnFwen
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) March 8, 2016
2. When his past came back to haunt him.
I'm also wearing a plaid train conductor's hat so why the hell are you trusting my 10yo opinion??? #IWasAMess pic.twitter.com/fdgaCzFVlt
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 18, 2016
3. And when he had no choice but to stand up for himself.
I look fresh bitch pic.twitter.com/Sa3007jI4n
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) September 10, 2017
4. When he went in on other ~professionals~ in his area.
Why put actor, model, singer, dancer, writer, creator in your bio when you can just put unemployed?
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 1, 2018
5. When he dropped this truth bomb.
No amount of escape rooms gunna help you escape the fact that your life’s a lie.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) April 28, 2018
6. And this one.
You're losing followers because you're not relatable enough. Try mentioning that you eat pizza. If that doesn't work, play the ukulele.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) January 19, 2017
7. When he offered some sage advice.
Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) December 9, 2016
8. Time and time again.
"Your ability to take your problems to the internet first is very admirable"- not a single goddamn person ever.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) February 9, 2017
9. When he gave some thoughts on how to measure success.
Try as you might, you will never be as successful as that poster of the cat on the rope that says "hang in there."
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) October 8, 2017
10. When he roasted his twin brother.
Hope for you yet @dylansprouse https://t.co/yUlEr6Jkcs
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) March 18, 2018
11. Numerous times.
.@dylansprouse, bro you look like a drunk older man on vacation trying to pick up young chicks at the bar. pic.twitter.com/JcAg6D7q5A
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) June 8, 2016
12. When he showed off that he had creative… skills… from an early age.
I was a psycho baby before it was hip. pic.twitter.com/Yoby0Rxp6w
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 14, 2017
13. When he raised a valid point that the men of Tinder should take note of.
How are you going to call yourself desirable if you're only holding one fish in your profile pic? Come back when you're holding nine.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 11, 2017
14. When he was there for his fans.
I only started acting again so you guys wouldn't feel like you wasted money on the posters of me at 12.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) April 2, 2017
15. And when he shared some of his biggest regrets.
Do you ever stay up tormented by something you said a long time ago? Lol yeah me neither I was just asking #LookLikeALittleDutchGirl #Round pic.twitter.com/Fc0Y67GEP6
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) March 24, 2017
Never change, Cole.
