That Epic MAFS’ Clusterfuck Of A Final Dinner Party Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
If you were only going to watch one episode of reality TV in 2018, then last night’s episode of Married at First Sight was the one to watch. Oh my lord. Praise be. Hallelujah. Thank you Channel Nine overlords. We are forever grateful.
It was intense viewing, packed to the walls with awkward tension and I froffed every second of it.
From the new couples emerging, to the beef brewing between Sean Vs Dean, Carly Vs Ashley and Tracey Vs Davina. Such petty drama. Such fun.
It was an evening stuffed with so much action, that even Davina couldn’t compete, although can’t say the girl didn’t give it her best shot. Gotta love her.
It was the perfect final dinner to cap off an absolute clusterfuck of a MAFS season and Twitter was throwing out lols left, right and centre. What a beautiful mess.
Tonight’s final dinner party extravaganza retold through its funniest tweets:
We were forced to witness Carly and Troy in bed together and it was real weird.
Troy moaning as he kisses Carli should be the soundtrack for a new method of torture. #MAFS
— Vanessa Lawrence (@nesslawrence) March 20, 2018
Glad my dinner had a chance to settle before Troy and Carly starting tonguing each other… #mafs pic.twitter.com/ZYKax3agV5
— one angry eyebrow (Omega Male) (@angry_eyebrow) March 20, 2018
Opening scene of #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZugN61WtQ2
— J-Wye (@jwyeNFL) March 20, 2018
Jesus good lord! Troy kissing. #mafs pic.twitter.com/bHx1PgXdSq
— Dusty Pee (@DustyPee) March 20, 2018
The park where Carly and Troy slurped face should be dug up, paved over and locked off from humanity for the rest of time #MAFS
— Shannon Molloy (@sleemol) March 20, 2018
At the dinner party, Sean arrived wearing a shiny golden jacket that damaged my eyeballs. Lols were had.
Ellen DeGeneres or #MAFS’s Sean? pic.twitter.com/ERQclBdaJd
— Amy Croffey (@AmyCroffey) March 20, 2018
Who wore it best? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4EP02N7SBf
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) March 20, 2018
Sean is dressed like a teenager going to his first formal but also works part-time at a casino, with aspirations to host Deal or No Deal. #MAFS
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 20, 2018
Is it just me, or is Sean the actual human version of Buzz the PlayStation quizmaster? ???? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TzebAsvwBa
— Tessy B (@tessystyler) March 20, 2018
Tracey and Sean were revealed as a couple. Sorry Deano.
Tracey is loving herself sick right now even though she's hooked up with a gold Logie. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 20, 2018
These “relationship experts” basically just organised Australia’s biggest key party. #mafs
— Virginia Trioli (@LaTrioli) March 20, 2018
Carly and Ashley fought over Troy. WTAF is happening?!
What world do we live in where girls are fighting over Troy!? #mafs
— Elizabeth (@absolut_hippo) March 20, 2018
I gave it my all, all 5%
-Ashley
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) March 20, 2018
A pie at the footy $5……Tickets to the Theatre $40……that look on Ashley's face, PRICELESS! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AZyyH2p0bK
— bdavin68 (@bdv1968) March 20, 2018
Poor Carly! Talk about being spoilt for choice… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uT2L8T6SNl
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) March 20, 2018
Davina kept stirring the pot and being a nightmare. The usual story. Bless.
Davina is the person who swears they “hate drama” despite being gleefully involved in about seven bitter feuds #MAFS
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) March 20, 2018
I say we get Patrick’s Mum to deal with Davina #mafs
— Missanmatt (@Missanmatt) March 20, 2018
Davina needs lots of therapy #mafs pic.twitter.com/9sQpWySz4P
— Joey (@joferguson9) March 20, 2018
#MAFS phrases banned for next season include;
-Shut the front door
-Hit it & quit it
-Be a man
-I can't move to Altona
-I came here for love— Sam Fawcett (@sam_fawcett) March 20, 2018
Dean and Sean had beef and we don’t really understand why.
This Ellen DeGeneres guy is really going after Dean #MAFS
— Nathan Brookes (@BrookesyNat) March 20, 2018
Dean looks like he’s ready to fight. Sean looks like he’s ready to pull a coin from behind Dean’s ear #MAFS
— Jeremy Bowell (@jezzster) March 20, 2018
The only true way Dean and Sean can settle this is through a rap battle #MAFS pic.twitter.com/rvlTPWN6F6
— Anthony Gilberg (@AnthonyGilberg) March 20, 2018
Dammit. What. An. Episode.
This dinner party #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZU4eAkuk7E
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 20, 2018
Great dinner party, feels good #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Ck5voKFoeS
— Meg Watson (@msmegwatson) March 20, 2018
Calling it: this is the greatest single episode in Australian reality television history. #MAFS
— Vanessa Lawrence (@nesslawrence) March 20, 2018
This is actually genius.
Can I request a #MAFS DVD boxset where Ryan does a deadpan sarcastic running commentary over all dinner parties? Amazing.
— Sarah (@Dutchie_86) March 20, 2018