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Ep 4 Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Summarised In 10 Hilarious Tweets

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Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise ep exposed the series’ biggest fuckbois, with Jake manipulating the ladies like puppets, Jarrod daring to diss our kween Keira and Blake actually forgetting the name of the woman he’s dating.

What absolute gents we have on this shitshow.

Tonight’s proceedings saw Jarrod take Ali on his first date and quickly fall head-over-heels in love. It was painful to watch tbh, and is extra awkies as it’s obvi one-sided AF.

Florence finally blew her lid, throwing champagne at Jake in footage we would actually pay to see. In the end, she was left roseless and no doubt slid str8 into Davey’s DMs. The action on Twitter was even more hilarious.

Here’s ep 4 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:

1. Megan seems keen on Jake, who seems keen on every woman with a pulse.

2. Jake proceeded to manipulate Florence into forgiving him and we can read that boi like a book.

3. Jarrod picked Ali for his first date and was a total keeno.

4. Holiday Jarrod’s new lewk is really working for him, tho.

5. Michael wore a non-baby sized singlet for once, but it still showed A LOT of chest.

6. Flo threw her champers at Jake and tbh, we weren’t entirely surprised.

7. At the ceremony, Blake said THE WRONG NAME when attempting to give his rose to ahem…Laurina.

8. WHO IS LENORA?!? 

9. Florence was finally sent home, as the Jake/Davey/Megan saga came to an end.

10. But also…Lenora.