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Episode 7 Of ‘Married At First Sight’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets

Tonight’s ep of Married at First Sight was a bit of a mash-up. It was like a left-over pavlova of couples getting hitched and the rest heading off on their honeymoons.

We met young and hot people Blair and Sean. Blair seems like our kind of gal. Her passions include sex and burgers, so we think we’ve met our soul sister. Sean has the face of a baby and the hair of a 14 year-old-boy and he seems nice enough.

We rejoined the rest of the couples as they headed off on their honeymoons. Rich dude Justin got sent to tropical Vanuatu, which seems like a missed opportunity for D.R.A.M.A. Luckily he brought it himself by acting like a total tool, ignoring his bride and losing his wedding ring.

In hot competition for the douche of the ep was Troy, who just acted fucking bizarre. I am deeply concerned for both him and his wife Ashley, as he is clearly an alien living inside human skin.

Aside from that, John and Melissa broke up, then made up and Nasser and Gabrielle continued to be adorbs. Everything that went down was delightfully roasted on Twitter. Never change, you funny fuckers.

Here’s episode 7 of Married at First Sight, as retold through its funniest tweets:

Sean looks like a man baby with spiky hair that belongs in a 90’s boy band.

Blair and Sean made a match made in, well… any pub on a Friday night.

Troy acted like a total weirdo, doing push-ups so he could “eat better”, then taking his wife to a crocodile park because umm..DANGER.

John and Melissa were going well until they broke up…for like 2 minutes.

Justin proved to be a selfish knob on his honeymoon with Carly.

Nasser and Gabrielle were GOALS, as Gabs told her new hubby about her alopecia and he took it like a champ.

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