OH, EVERYBODY’S DYING: Episode 2 Of ‘Riverdale’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Another week, another opportunity for the Riverdale locals to pine over their stolen youth, and the fact that murder in their town is as mundane as Archie’s personality.
Ep two served up Jughead just being hella intense and manic (surprise!), glaring at anyone that entered his path as he continues his emo phase of adolescence. Betty is also feeling the dark vibes radiating from Jug, as Dark Betty made her long-awaited comeback. She threatened Cheryl to save FP from a lengthy prison term.
Archie tried a drug called ‘jingle jangle’ because he was struggling to stay awake and guard his father from the Angel of Darkness. Just normal high school stuff. In the end, he came to his senses. He got a gun ‘cos that always makes everyone safer.
This show is just nuts, that’s why it’s soo damn addictive. Twitter live-tweeted the entire ep and the tweets are fucking gold.
Episode 2 of S2 Riverdale retold through its funniest tweets:
As Jughead’s dad prepares for the possibility of going to jail for 20+ years, Jughead tries to change his fate and is his typical overdramatic self.
i see no difference #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/UpwDfkG3Jv
— Camila Mendes (@CamilaMendes) October 19, 2017
jughead do you even go here? #Riverdale
— Camila Mendes (@CamilaMendes) October 19, 2017
We ALL know who's going around the town hurting people & trying to get Jug Head in trouble…. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/Kjd3ozRGHb
— Alex R. (@AlexTheGreatzz) October 19, 2017
If he furrowed his brows just a little bit more, we wouldn't even be able to see his eyes. #talent #riverdale pic.twitter.com/b34ZiImmDD
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) October 19, 2017
We got a decent look at Reggie 2.0 (who is a grade A hottie) but he hooked Archie up with… drugs. *FAKES SHOCK*
also can we talk about how charming @_MELTON_ is as our new Reggie? #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/0oUv5JTRbU
— Camila Mendes (@CamilaMendes) October 19, 2017
Try and tell me the new actor that plays Reggie on #Riverdale doesn’t look like handsome Squidward pic.twitter.com/xSpstXWnW9
— Meg (@MeganC_97) October 19, 2017
Betty tries to save Pop’s Chock’lit Shoppe from closing down.
Love to have fun girl talk. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/qJn2jT0y6l
— Archie Comics (@ArchieComics) October 19, 2017
i stan pop more than anyone tbh #Riverdale
— paige. (@paaigeisonfire) October 19, 2017
Veronica is at war with her parents and everyone is lying to each other.
Me when Veronica forgave her parents, to find out 3 minutes later that they’re still liars. #riverdale pic.twitter.com/5uJRKsoDAz
— Autumn???? (@AutumnBigelow) October 19, 2017
Hermione when Veronica mentions Fred Andrews in front of Hiram. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/7gWBWe4tEM
— Archie Comics (@ArchieComics) October 19, 2017
When Veronica called her dad "daddy" i felt that in my soul. Cause Mark Consuelos has been my daddy for over 10 years ???? #Riverdale
— Victoria (@victorigiddings) October 19, 2017
Cheryl and her mum are just being themselves aka total psychopaths. Betty blackmails Cheryl into testifying on FP’s behalf.
Walking into a Blossom family dinner. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/a1j4lEAW7p
— Archie Comics (@ArchieComics) October 19, 2017
biggest question of this weeks episode of riverdale: where’s Cheryl’s bra from????? #Riverdale
— homeboy (@bbiancs_) October 19, 2017
OH BETTY WITH THAT BLACKMAIL I SEE U BBY GIRL #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/1K4YQ2tb8l
— Lili_x_Daddy (@lili_x_daddy) October 19, 2017
“hey mom watch this video of your dead son getting murdered by your dead husband it’ll bring u peace!!!” #Riverdale
— Camila Mendes (@CamilaMendes) October 19, 2017
Yes, Betty! You better blackmail for your man! #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/dJJ6xoeACG
— Evergreen (@Some_Kinda_Tree) October 19, 2017
The episode ended the same as the first: with more death. This time the Angel of Darkness took two lives. Such fun!
The last minutes of #Riverdale got me like… pic.twitter.com/AHkESPc7xu
— Heather Concannon (@hmmconcannon) October 19, 2017
HOW DO YOU END AN EPISODE LIKE THAT???? Omg #Riverdale
— Tabatha Moore???? (@tabathamoore21) October 19, 2017
SOMEONES GON DIE EVERY EPISODE AND IM NOT HERE FOR IT #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/Gz32c27Lax
— jac???? (@riverxdaddies) October 19, 2017
sorry #Riverdale can’t come to the phone right now. why? CAUSE EVERYONE’S DYING
— paige ???? (@iloveriverdale) October 19, 2017
When every episode ends with a murder now #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/IzOlTP4pgt
— John (@j_schmeezz11) October 19, 2017