Everyone Has Strong Feelings About ‘Seedless Avocados’ Because This Is Dumb
So you’ve probably heard the news that “Seedless avocados are finally here to save you from cutting open your hand!” Thank fuck we are finally rescued from that “dangerous knife work”!!!
Honestly, I know scientists waste time and money on some useless shit here and there but this really takes the cake. In a not so unexpected turn of events, everyone finds the seedless avo invention decidedly dumb. This just wasn’t necessary for the progress of mankind.
Reports have referenced “the scourge of ‘avocado hand’ that has been plaguing Great Britain” but people are not here for changing the fruit when the people are clearly the problem. Teach people how to use knives, don’t come for our perfect avocados.
The new seedless “cocktail avocados” have been met with suspicion and a general nope. One look at the Twitter responses spells it out very clearly: we don’t want this.
Financially, this just seems wasteful
Like seedless grapes, I get. Seedless watermelon was community service. Seedless Avocado was just you wasting grant money
— Skitz Mcgurk (@skitzMcgurk) December 10, 2017
Blame the people
I just read about how great a seedless avocado is because people keep cutting themselves. If you can't handle cutting an avocado then youre a dumbass
— Dylanator (@TheOneDylanator) December 11, 2017
Seedless Avocado's so people won't hurt themselves.God.Maybe those people shouldn't be handling sharp knives anyway.
— Sharon L. Ballantyne (@ballantyne_l) December 11, 2017
hey seedless avocados are great and all but ppl really need to learn how to cut an avocado properly. no one should be cutting their hands unless theyre not paying attention?? in which case, just stay away from knives in general
— sadcop (@corokossa) December 11, 2017
Suspicion and hyperbole is rife
seedless avocado is a terrorist attack
— CoolReve (@CoolReve) December 10, 2017
How dare someone insult a beautiful avocado by making an evil GMO seedless twin.
— Aybee (@Baleena) December 11, 2017
Seems like a step in the wrong direction tbh
I can barely afford my avocado habit; now they expect me to pay a premium for seedless
— Ross (@Crafty_Consumer) December 11, 2017
People are mad
You deserve whatever cancer you get from eating a seedless avocado
— E From Jersey (@EricFitnessBlog) December 11, 2017