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Geordie Shore’s Gary Is Having A Baby With Someone Who Isn’t Charlotte

Our hopes that Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle would eventually get their shit together and make it work have just been turned on its head. Turns out Gaz is expecting a baby with girlfriend Emma McVey.

The attractive pair posted the news to their Instagram accounts this morn. The young couple seem heaps keen for their incoming bub.

Gary posted with the announcement:

“SO SO SO excited to eventually be able to tell you all this… I AM GOING TO BE A DAD… WE ARE HAVING A BABY… I love kids and literally can’t wait for this new adventure… argghhhh literally no words SOOOO HAPPY!!!”

The serial cheater has since posted another pic with what appears to be Dior dummy, I guess he’s gotta spend all that Geordie $hore money.

He also added an equation, “1+1=3”, proving he’s just as bad at maths, as he is being loyal to his girlfriends.

While GS’s Charlotte is currently dating reality show babe Stephen Bear, we still held out hope that Gary and Charlotte, who have been on and off for over five years, would one day be together. But N.O.P.E.

Anyways, congrats to the happy couple…I guess.


BONUS: The Premiere Of CRAM But Just The Bits Where They Say Cram, Crammed Into A Crammed Video Of Cram

People have mixed feelings on CRAM, the new network Ten show with Peter Hellier. If there was one thing we noticed, it was how many times CRAM crammed the word Cram down our throats - case in point: