Jess & Dom From ‘Love Island’ Got Married In Their Cozzies On TV & It Was A Trashfire
Here’s some news that’ll make you say: ‘How? Huh? Why?’
If, like me, you spent a decent chunk of 2017 bingeing UK series Love Island, you’ll be familiar with one of its biggest success stories — Jess Shears and Dom Lever.
Jess was the gal who entered the competition late and all the girls quickly despised her and strategically plotted her demise. Dom was the dude with big shoulders. Well, they’ve gone and gotten married… on national television… wearing nothing but… their cozzies.
This is real life. People actually made these choices.
It all went down yesterday morn on Good Morning Britain to ring in Valentine’s Day.
Check it out for yourself:
Congratulations Jess and Dom! ❤️
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) February 14, 2018
Jess’ vowels even included the lines, “I will not pie you off, even if Muggy Mike comes along,” a classic Love Island reference to a fella name Mike, who was indeed, quite fond of muggery.
It was a gigantic trashfire and I couldn’t look away. Luckily the nuptials weren’t legit. The couple, who have been engaged since September last year, will be having their actual wedding in October.
The people have spoken, and this “wedding” was all kinds of cooked:
Did jess and dom really get married on the news in swimwear with love island references in their vows????????????????????????????
— Mia (@miaaaxoox) February 14, 2018
— CAL ????️???????????????? (@lunarloh) February 14, 2018
Fuck me jess and dom would murder a new born baby for 10 seconds of airtime #gmb
— Jordan Kinsley (@JordanKinsleyx) February 14, 2018
Jess and Dom are the definition of tragic
— Toni (@ToniHollandx) February 14, 2018
That couple from Love Island proving their authentic love by getting married in swimwear on @GMB at 8.30 in the morning on Valentines Day is a true sign that this is the Bad Place. #help #ourgenerationisbecomingtrash pic.twitter.com/Du0zouuioy
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) February 14, 2018
JESS AND DOM FROM LOVE ISLAND ARE GETTING MARRIED ON LIVE TV LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Im done
— Mirk (@MirkanYerlikaya) February 14, 2018
Jess and Dom on GMB this morning, if this is how 2018 is going to go, I’m getting myself into the sea pic.twitter.com/OQp4JXpYB8
— aoife bourdet (@aoifee_b) February 14, 2018
I thought my life was tragic but love island jess and dom have REALLY just got married on a breakfast show
— Molly (@molly_forster) February 14, 2018
Remember at primary school you’d play mums and dads and sometimes have little pretend weddings in the playground, that’s literally what Jess and dom from love island have done but on live tv dressed in swimsuits ????????????????♀️
— Paigeee (@paige_morrison) February 14, 2018
Jess and Dom from Love Island got married live on Good Morning Britain and I honestly don’t know what to do with this information
— daisy lorelei (@ddaiiss) February 14, 2018
Same Amber, same.
— Nikita (@nixthorne) February 14, 2018
— hollie wingrove (@holliewingrove_) February 14, 2018