Kim Kardashian Got Naked & Climbed Up A Tree & People Have Questions
It’s about that time of the year again, when Kim Kardashian releases a naked photo and the internet quickly loses its shit.
The most famous Kardashian sister just posted a naked pic to her socials. But this time, for some unknown reason, she is climbing up a tree, even wearing her nakie-tree-climbing boots (I assume that’s what they’re called).
Here’s the spectacular pic:
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 5, 2017
Ummm. Wow. The photo was taken for photographers Mert and Marcus for their anniversary book. It left us with a lot of unanswered questions.
Did she climb the tree herself? Where is this tree? How did the tree feel having the naked body of one of the most beautiful women on earth rubbing up against its innocent flesh? What about splinters? Had she inhabited the spirit of a woodland creature? Were the boots really necessary?
While Kim defs looks great up in that tree, Twitter had questions:
why are you naked in a tree kim https://t.co/dG5f8ZLuj9
— Mckinley Brockman (@kinleybrockman) September 5, 2017
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HER DO
— Lulx (@not_lulx) September 5, 2017
Just…why? ???? pic.twitter.com/3kZ9jVxq14
— Alexandra Rose ♡ (@Lixxy_Rose) September 5, 2017
— Social Introvert. (@chrischris400) September 6, 2017
Okay Kim.. if you're gonna be naked on a tree.. you gotta put leaves on your nipples; not stars. Everyone knows that ????????????
— Y.☽ (@YariiLynette) September 6, 2017
— SnapperKnowsBest (@snapper1978) September 5, 2017
im so sick of double standards kim kardashian climbs a tree naked and it's considered art but when i do it i get banned from sparkman park pic.twitter.com/MKPGtwy5dW
— Connor Bowers (@ConnorBowers) September 5, 2017
Look I'm all for celebrating the human body in all it's beauty but why is #KimKardashian in a tree naked? Like why a tree ?????
— Ali (@alibaker011) September 6, 2017
— Slay Magazine (@theslaymagazine) May 9, 2017
imagine waking up on a normal day you look out your window and Kim Kardashian bootass naked climbing trees https://t.co/FdxTOzrNKF
— SUPER SIZE (@GrandeMarshall) September 5, 2017
By all means be naked, but why the fook are you in a tree?
— Ricardo (@mendezricardo12) September 6, 2017
Why is it when Kim Kardashian is naked in a tree it's art, but when I do it, my neighbors say I have a drinking problem and call 911?
— Desi (@DesiJed) September 6, 2017
Can someone send the fire department to get @KimKardashian out of the tree?
— James (@Lamesaustin) September 6, 2017
Many users were celebrating Kim’s random naked tree climb. Climb gurl, climb!
I think someone caught her in a tree, sent her a ransom pic & threatened to post it but she beat em to it.
Go girl. Climb ur damn tree!
— ???? Kathryn ???? (@SkinyVegetarian) September 6, 2017
You'll get to the top of that tree some day. Keep climbing! pic.twitter.com/lGz6iZ12L2
— Ubergeek Gabe (@LoboUDL) September 6, 2017
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