LMAO: Ep 3 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
As we enter the second week of The Bachelorette, what we already knew to be true has been set in stone: Sophie Monk is the best bachy this country has ever seen.
What a legend. It’s soo damn refreshing to have a bachy Queen that just says it how it is, and doesn’t feel like a scripted robot being controlled by puppet strings.
On tonight’s episode Luke scored some solo time with Sophie. Their beach date was cute and ended with a pretty good pash. He could be heading into the finals, that one.
Next up, Sophie got her parents to pretend to be drivers so they could suss out the guys. It was the perfect chance to see what the blokes say about Sophie when she’s not around. For the most part, they were total sweeties (and a bit creepy, hey Jarrod), however Sam put his foot right in it.
As the nation falls more in love with Monk with every passing moment, Twitter was there to make the entire ep even better.
Ep 3 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
Sophie had a solo date with Luke, as they dug up sandcastles to unearth their childhood trauma, tried sumo surfing and ACTUALLY ate the cheese platter.
This is the ultimate first date. I really fekking love this sandcastles 20 questions interrogation #BacheloretteAU
— georgia voted YES (@georgetweets2u) September 27, 2017
"You did well."
"I clearly didn't, I'm getting carried out of the ocean"No one is worthy of her. #BacheloretteAU
— Kaitlyn Plyley ???? (@kplyley) September 27, 2017
Wow Sophie Monk is not only the first person on here with a personality she’s the first to actually eat the cheese. #BacheloretteAU
— Josh Chapman (@chapmanjosh) September 27, 2017
I was soooo hungry!! It was a big day hahah https://t.co/NoRrkOcFgN
— Luke McLeod (@Luke_Mcleod) September 27, 2017
Sophie is so awkward on her dates and I am so grateful to finally be represented on screen. #BacheloretteAU
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) September 27, 2017
"I'm fluent in potty-mouth" is the reason Sophie Monk is the greatest of all humans. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 27, 2017
The group date had the blokes hitching a car ride with Sophie’s parents going incognito, and surprise, surprise… Sam was a total creep.
Listening to Sam right now like #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/pq7PR69hx4
— Giselle Berriman (@darth_zel) September 27, 2017
Sam's quickly gone from front runner to all of twitter thinking this everytime he opens his mouth #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/wuhFrsWCCe
— Steph Andrews (@sometimeseasame) September 27, 2017
+10 to Dad for staying undercover… and somehow resisting the temptation to drive Sam off a cliff. #bacheloretteAu
— Skye (@nemo_phd) September 27, 2017
Dear Sam, #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/tCPXCdYf79
— ???? Kiera ???? (@UnderYourPorch) September 27, 2017
Sophie's dad is going to murder Sam. This is how this episode ends. #BacheloretteAU
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) September 27, 2017
Then they did some weird painting exercise, and it was mostly just Jarrod obsessing over Sophie.
JARROD: SOPHIE LIKES BLUE AND I LIKE BLUE SO I'M WEARING BLUE #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/a6UgpgEcOl
— Carly Heading (@carlyylalaa) September 27, 2017
Jarrod fondly remembers @sophiemonk eye colour and strands of hair he keeps in his pocket #BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau
— Walker (@walkerh0me) September 27, 2017
This reminds me of the scene in How to Lose a Guy in 10 days where her friend pretends to be the couples therapist ???? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/TEnB6hP6Bh
— Rachel (@MisssRachii) September 27, 2017
Osher announced to the boys that the jig was up, and Sam went into panic mode.
Sam when he hears Sophie's dad was their driver #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/li7t8y0uOn
— Diana DJ (@DianaDJ7) September 27, 2017
Is there anything more pure in this world than Osher's gotcha face? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Jn8sdlWHm6
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 27, 2017
Give Sam a shovel! He needs to dig his own grave!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/iYHH0bjnDd
— Mark (@kramsirrom) September 27, 2017
Ryan got picked for solo time with Sophie and proceeded to make us all hate him even more.
me: maybe we got ryan all wrong
ryan: opens his mouth
me: never mind I was right #BacheloretteAU— Lauren Rose ???? (@pterotamer) September 27, 2017
Ryan: “Maybe Sophie’s having second thoughts about me.”
My 14yo: “EVERYONE IS.” #BacheloretteAU— ????Anna Spargo-Ryan???? (@annaspargoryan) September 27, 2017
When you realise you're on a date with a douche-nozzle. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/x7KszKMaNz
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 27, 2017
Offical new Australian Flag design submission #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/3tFE0SZhld
— Josh Chapman (@chapmanjosh) September 27, 2017
At the cocktail party Jarrod was obsessive, creepy and clingy.
#bacheloretteAU Jarrod wanted to receive something starting with an "R" but this is not what he had in mind.. pic.twitter.com/8Nm2n8LI4s
— Dave (@davey0511) September 27, 2017
Jarrod when he sees sophie….. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lG8WYTRKeg
— BackFlank (@thebackflank) September 27, 2017
We're not going to need rose ceremonies once Jarod starts murdering all the other guys in their sleep ???? #BacheloretteAU
— Eva (@scrabblemybrain) September 27, 2017
Jarrod trying to ‘seduce’ Sophie #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/lIw9caO2iG
— ???? Kiera ???? (@UnderYourPorch) September 27, 2017
In the end, all the dickheads got roses, with the dudes that got zilch screen-time leaving.
One might say that I would be double delighted if both Sam and Jarrod both got the boot tonight #BacheloretteAU
— Emily (@emilybruceee) September 27, 2017
GET RID OF RYAN AND JARROD AND SAM. DO IT. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/yQIR3IZ8SD
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) September 27, 2017
Sophie should enter every room like this #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6y8MNheVe7
— Cathy ???? (@catherinebouris) September 27, 2017
Jarrod, Ryan and Sam are still in #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6NV06d10Ro
— Meg (@avengermegs) September 27, 2017