This Straight Baller Took His Cat To Prom, Is Every Single One Of Us

Getting a date to prom can be an unnecessary stress, why not take someone that is truly deserving of your love- like your adorable cat.

That’s the logic followed by 18-year-old from Maryland Sam Steingard– who looks a helluva lot like Australia’s Joel Creasey. This lad couldn’t find a date so decided to take his cat Ruby instead. Why not? She’s a total babetown hottie.

Of course because of the internet, the pure love between the two has been photoshopped to shit, and here are some of the best:

On their wedding day

Via Elite Daily

The wedding night (cover your eyes)

Via Capital FM

The other woman

Via Capital FM

Via Capital FM

Either way Ruby is looking precious- like a Disney princess. Magic carpet ready.

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BONUS: The Premiere Of CRAM But Just The Bits Where They Say Cram, Crammed Into A Crammed Video Of Cram

People have mixed feelings on CRAM, the new network Ten show with Peter Hellier. If there was one thing we noticed, it was how many times CRAM crammed the word Cram down our throats - case in point: