No One Can Agree How Many Holes A Straw Has And The Internet Is Losing It
Some questions just should never have been asked. Some questions are enough to take down an entire civilisation.
“Does a straw have one hole or two?”
A video of two guys arguing over this philosophical conundrum has sparked a very heated internet debate that will make you doubt everything you thought you knew. Prepare to be confused:
yall gotta watch this whole video???????????? does a straw have one or two holes?????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/2A6Y4awaTg
— ryann myers (@ryannn_3) November 16, 2017
The question has been taking over social media and people can not agree on anything anymore. Is it two different sides of the same hole? Or is each end of the straw a different hole? Someone, please help everyone is losing their minds…
The argument can be a bit hard to follow at times
When he bought out the vase pic.twitter.com/28eK50fAHb
— Camille Barnett (@cammmiii_) November 17, 2017
Bro. I️ was with the two hole argument til he mentioned jumping through a wall
— tropicana papi (@moses_sosaa) November 17, 2017
People are getting all science-y on the problem
Okay I could be wrong but I think a hollow cylinder (the paper towel roll) is homeomorphic to a torus which has one hole, therefore the role of paper towels has 1 hole with 2 openings
— Garrett Dennis (@Garrett_Denni5) November 17, 2017
Adding analogies to the equation is either helpful or more confusing not sure
U can write on 2 sides of 1 sheet of paper
— Yogi (LouWop) (@LouieFish_) November 17, 2017
Saying a straw has 1 hole is like saying a tunnel only has one entrance…
— Ryder. (@Ryyyderr) November 18, 2017
Plz we don’t need more questions.
Does a donut have two holes?
— Trent H (@Lavelle_14) November 16, 2017
Whipping out official definitions still isn’t helping I give up
Lol by definition a hole is a hollow place in a solid body or surface. So technically it’s one hole with two openings/entry points
— SuperGoMode (@_1shiloh) November 20, 2017
Alright this is a bit gross but he has a point
my mouth and my butthole are connected by my esophagus, stomach, and intestines which is a long ass straw type path and they considered 2 different holes.
— lil 281 ????✨ (@kingaech) November 17, 2017
The whole thing is too much it is causing brain damage ok bye.
Friend: Does a straw have one hole or two holes??
Me: pic.twitter.com/99tIH9Wxri
— Rick (((and Morty))) (@itsrickmorty) November 20, 2017