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OMFG: We Were Just Served The Biggest Blindside Ever On MAFS & Are Forever Shook

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Holy hell. Hot damn. Sweet merciful Zeus. That finale of Married at First Sight has us permanently shook and we need a minute to process it.

As the couples decided whether they would leave the experiment together, Patrick and Charlene chose to stay together (cute!), before Tracey absolutely blindsided us all, dumping Dean!

Hoeeeee boy, it was way too satisfying to watch.

Of course it had to happen after Dean spilled his bleeding heart out. “I now know that I love you and that I want to grow our future together,” he said in his vows. Eeeek.

Dean’s speech was nice enough for the most part, but also showed how much of a knob he’s been during the experiment, even saying,

“I could have easily run off with the other woman and given up on any chance of building something deeper with you.” 

Yeah buddy, this is something that most people wouldn’t want to hear in their wedding vows, tbh.

However, just when we expected Tracey to fall for Dean’s spiel, she totally blindsided us (and Dean) and dumped his ass.

Her vows started all positive, until Tracey served us with this doozy and it was savage from here onwards:

“You quickly pulled me out of my romantic fantasy when you betrayed me. It was then I found out that love wasn’t all sparks and butterflies,” she said.

“Thanks to the drama, I’ve learnt what love really is and could be: it’s pain, it’s sleepless nights. Standing before you is a woman who has understood you and your BS, [and] stuck with you though all your mistakes.”

Damn gurl. Her speech was amazing and Dean was left in actual pieces.

She continued, “I feel like you have met your match in me. This experiment has reminded me that when I love a person, I must not forget to take care of myself too, [and] that I trust too easily.

“This experiment has shaken me awake and helped me see what I’m worth and unfortunately Dean, you don’t deserve me.”

JFC! By this point, we think Dean got the memo that things weren’t looking good for their future, before Tracey said, “I just can’t continue this relationship with you,” as she put the final nail in the coffin.

IT. WAS. FUCK. ING. BRUTAL.

We finished the ep with Tracey driving off like some classy boss bitch, as Dean walked off into some random farmland.

Was he ever seen again? We’ll have to tune in to this week’s eps, I guess.