PIE CHARTS & BROKEN HEARTS: Ep 9 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Via Twitter
With the boys only one episode away from hometown visits, Sophie put them through their paces. It all started with proving their compatibility with some personality tests.
The producers dredged up some love specialist (read: someone who paid for the brand placement) to find Sophie’s most compatible partner, because what can’t a pie chart figure out.
Stu faked his way to the top, scoring some time with Sophie. Blake finally got his solo date with Soph, but no one cared because BABY GOATS. Aww!
The rose ceremony brought heartbreak, as we said goodbye to good guy James. It still hurts. But Twitter, as always, was there to make everything better.
Ep 9 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
The group challenge involved pie charts and gave Jarrod a chance to be extra weird.
Jarrod's Pie Chart is just a circle with the word "Sophie" written on it. #BacheloretteAU
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) October 18, 2017
Jarrod: I know what Sophie wants
Me: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jqVjMKvTDL— beca???? (@beckaio_) October 18, 2017
Come on Jarrod, you got this. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/mzw7MKsPOA
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 18, 2017
Sophie don’t go into the woods with Jarrod. You saw what he did to me, imagine what he’d do to you ???? #BacheloretteAU
— Jarrod’s Plant (@jarrodsplant) October 18, 2017
Stu: "I can't believe you picked mine"
Also Stu: "I strategically manipulated my answers to match Sophie's" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/WUjJqpMFB8— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) October 18, 2017
At least #BacheloretteAU is on tonight so we can all have a break from thinking about how bad men a—
— ???????? outside ???????? (@annaspargoryan) October 18, 2017
Sophie chose Stu for some extra time together, which was nice but dull.
Me watching every Stu/Sophie interaction #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/o8XFb9AmKk
— beca???? (@beckaio_) October 18, 2017
Oh god Sophie I know he's Mr Moneybags but he's as dull as a vita wheat #bacheloretteAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) October 18, 2017
Stu: I'm not a player
Also Stu: Sophie turned me down a year ago so naturally I'm going to follow her onto a dating show #BacheloretteAU— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) October 18, 2017
The solo date with Blake was overshadowed by the baby goats.
#BacheloretteAU these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder pic.twitter.com/uT20MMqCPk
— rebecca (@baadwitch) October 18, 2017
That goat staring at Blake is just Sophie's dad in disguise again #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/4FoKLWIH3e
— Anh Bach (@anhbach_) October 18, 2017
Sorry Blake but Apollos puppies were better than your goats #BacheloretteAU
— Jarrod’s Plant (@jarrodsplant) October 18, 2017
Blake said some garbage to Sophie to try and butter her up.
"When I'm with a girl I want her to feel like they're the only one" reads Blake from the Big Book Of Things Cheaters Say #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 18, 2017
Blake is every guy in high school who mocked you until years later when he hits on you in a pub #bacheloretteAU
— purranormal kitty ???? (@oldbiddyyelling) October 18, 2017
Blake: It's just a matter of time before Sophie falls in love with me…
*a matter of time later*#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/FeGq1Jwr1q— Sienna Austin (@sienna_austin) October 18, 2017
Blake now quoting 'Top 100 Things All Fuckboys Assume Women Want To Hear' – Volume 1, verbatim. #BacheloretteAU
— Tahnee Dwyer (@tmdwy7) October 18, 2017
Then the worst thing happened. Sophie sent James home. Why oh gawd, why?!?
THIS IS LITERALLY SOPHIE'S FUCKING CHOICE #BacheloretteAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 18, 2017
WHEN I SAID I WANTED MORE JAMES AND APOLLO MOMENTS THIS WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT #BacheloretteAU
— Sarah Miller (@saremillerr) October 18, 2017
So Blake gets a home town date and James doesn’t #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8OHrWlt7VX
— beca???? (@beckaio_) October 18, 2017
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT JARROD IS STILL DOING THERE #BacheloretteAU
— Tatjana Simic (@tatjanasimic_) October 18, 2017
The embrace btw James and Apollo #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Nr2KTjoSkd
— Cassandra Lee (@miss_cassiie) October 18, 2017
Never forget.
For those who need it
pic.twitter.com/y2vbcemJPs #BacheloretteAU— Sexy Herpes (@sexyherpes) October 18, 2017