Sir Richard Branson Attacked By Shark And Glass Door While On Holidays

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Billionaire businessman, Sir Richard Branson is clearly having a terrible time away in the Cayman Islands, getting bitten by a shark and running into a glass door yesterday.

The ‘shark attack’ occurred when Branson was feeding stingrays out at sea. It wasn’t all that he made it out to be though, continuing to add that it was just a “kiss” and actually came from a stingray.

He claimed it was a shark because stingrays are part of the shark family. Despite the exaggeration, he still had the cuts to prove it.

The rays were feeding all around, and they mistook yours truly for their food. Suddenly I felt a painful sensation on my wrist – they have one heck of a painful kiss! Rays are actually part of the shark family, so I’ve now been kissed by a shark.

In a series of social media posts, Branson shared images of his newly-sustained injuries.

Once making it back to shore in one piece, he went jewellery shopping for his wife, Joan, only to run into a glass door and require further treatment.

WORST.HOLIDAY.EVER