Terry Richardson Gives Out Condoms At His Twins’ Baby Shower, Serves Up Creepy Cake

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There’s nothing like celebrating unborn life by reminding everyone else to practise safe sex so they don’t end up in the same predicament as you.

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That’s right, our favourite, crazy and way left of field celebrity photographer, Terry Richardson, showed off on Instagram that he had given out condoms at the baby shower and and his gal were hosting for their soon-to-be-newborn children. That’s right, Terry’s girlfriend, Alex “Skinny” Bolotow, is pregnant with twins.

Twins. What a nightmare!

But that’s not really what’s going to give me nightmares. Instead, check out the cake that was made for the baby shower: it has a naked Bolotow figurine on top with two babies’ heads exiting her nether-region.

Such a fun baby shower yesterday! We were so touched by all the love and good vibes (and this great cake!) ????????????????????

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Not sure if cute or insanely creepy…

It appears as though the 50-year-old photographer and the 32-year-old mother to be got their party decorations theme from a bachelorette party. There are a lot of phallic symbols amongst the decorations, and some cheeky word play, such as replacing the word coming with cumming. Ha! HA HA! GET IT?

The most important thing however, is that all was celebrated with love and good faith from Richardson and Bolotow’s close friends and family. To be entirely honest, a loving environment and “good vibes” as Richardson put it, is probably the best surroundings to bring two new kidlets into.

Header image via Jenna and Paul Bus Tours