Warnie gets priorities straight – starts campaign to save ‘Tasty Toobs’

Much loved Aussie cricketer, Shane Warne has launched into yet another bizarre chapter in his life and times. This time, he once again relies on the power of a phone to spread the word and save the axed Smith’s brand ‘Tasty Toobs’.

Yes, that’s right. Warnie is a fan of the poor man’s Cheezles.

This can't be true, my son @jackson_warne18 & I are shattered, Smiths please contact me asap, as I have a plan…

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The cuckolding star of the Marshall Batteries ads (best ad on TV) and part-time former cricket player is said to be ‘shattered’ by the decision to kill off the fairly average off-cheese tasting snacks.

Nevertheless, the Spin King has gone into bat for his cheesey friends and Tasty Toobs won’t go out without a few swings. Using Instagram and Facebook, Warnie has launched the aggressive hashtags #savetoobs and #bringbacktoobs in order to show marketing execs that he ‘has a plan’ to save the bad boys. Honestly, I think that ‘bring back the cheese please’ would be a far more catchy campaign launch.

Poor Warnie, first he loses his hair and now he can’t get his Tasty Toobs fix. At least we know where the puppy fats came from.

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