Will Ferrell Is The Blonde, Skanky Santa You Never Knew You Needed

He had us at “Smash Mouth”.

Will Ferrell has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon to debut his Santa 2.0 version of a “more badass Santa Clause.” No more reindeer or chimneys, the new ‘cool santa’ shoots t-shirts out of a gun and sends gifts by drone.

He goes on to announce “I’m the new Santa, you don’t sit on my lap, I sit on your lap,”┬ábefore giving Fallon a holly jolly lap-dance and belting out a Chrissy/ Smash Mouth mashup. Christmas has come early.

Watch the video below.

Will Ferrell Is the New Santa ClausWill Ferrell announces that he’s the new, badass Santa Claus.

Posted by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Wednesday, 16 December 2015

 


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