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WATCH: Riverdale’s Cole Sprouse Recites Terrifying Poetry He Wrote As A Kid

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Everyone’s fave Riverdale weirdo Cole Sprouse appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers to recite a poem he wrote as a kid — and boy is it grim.

We don’t want to psychoanalyse Sprouse’s childhood, but the kind of poetry he was writing was bloody terrifying — emphasis on bloody.

Meyers got the Riverdale star to recite what he wrote for his mum as a child, and the poem included prose like “If anyone ever takes us apart. I’d repeatedly stab them in the heart.”

WTAF?! I guess, it just proves Sprouse is the OG of weirdos.

To watch Sprouse’s creepy poetry slam below, skip to the 5 minute mark: