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WATCH: Riverdale’s Cole Sprouse Recites Terrifying Poetry He Wrote As A Kid

Everyone’s fave Riverdale weirdo Cole Sprouse appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers to recite a poem he wrote as a kid — and boy is it grim.

We don’t want to psychoanalyse Sprouse’s childhood, but the kind of poetry he was writing was bloody terrifying — emphasis on bloody.

Meyers got the Riverdale star to recite what he wrote for his mum as a child, and the poem included prose like “If anyone ever takes us apart. I’d repeatedly stab them in the heart.”

WTAF?! I guess, it just proves Sprouse is the OG of weirdos.

To watch Sprouse’s creepy poetry slam below, skip to the 5 minute mark:


BONUS: The Premiere Of CRAM But Just The Bits Where They Say Cram, Crammed Into A Crammed Video Of Cram

People have mixed feelings on CRAM, the new network Ten show with Peter Hellier. If there was one thing we noticed, it was how many times CRAM crammed the word Cram down our throats - case in point: