Tonight’s Bonkers ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Ep Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
We were promised drama tonight and Married at First Sight delivered, mostly ‘cos Davina was off her chops, Dean is a dodgy sleaze machine and Troy was just being…Troy.
It was a rough start. Davina and Ryan almost broke up before the dinner party but managed to somehow get back together just in time for Davina to meet all the other husbands. Yup. THAT WAS CONVENIENT.
At dinner, the air was tense as all the couples got to know each other. There were pairs that stayed at each other’s sides, others that escaped their partner’s presence instantaneously. Then there was Blair and Sean, who seemed to get edited out completely.
Highlights included Ashley totally calling out Troy for being a weirdo attempting to eat her face off during their sunset date-saster. Later in the ep, Troy tried his chances on Carly and got caught out by Justin. Awks.
Nasser took on the role of MAFS daddy and was hilariously camp, while Davina obsessed over Dean and his large misogynistic shoulders.
Thankfully, Twitter made all of it bearable by spinning out some A+ lols.
Here’s the Married at First Sight episode 8 dinner party, as retold through its funniest tweets:
Justin took his wife to hand out school supplies to local children…cos he read it in a book.
Is Justin handing out ice-cream machines to the poor kids? #MAFS
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) February 8, 2018
Justin is a man of THE PEOPLE. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3tm67OtYFr
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 8, 2018
Justin explaining his business plan to appear on #MAFS and promote his business pic.twitter.com/sFqOfNejrU
— bob_with_no_job (@oh_dear_bob) February 8, 2018
Troy continued to put the capital ‘K’ in keen and tried to eat Ashley’s face off.
Dating hint: if you have to grab the person’s face and force it towards yourself, it’s entirely possible the perfectness of the timing may need more consideration #9Married #MAFS
— Al Ross (@sheepwrangler) February 8, 2018
HER FACE THOUGH!!!!! I CAN’T. #MAFS @MarriedAU pic.twitter.com/zVDKuhVnu1
— Brontë Coy (@brontecoy) February 8, 2018
Troy kissing Ashley on #MAFS was… pic.twitter.com/od2DaGtXuy
— Zilda Williams (@miss_zilda) February 8, 2018
Now look, I know Troy probably isn’t the Zodiac killer.
…but also Troy is definitely the Zodiac killer. #MAFS
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) February 8, 2018
Ashley every time Troy goes near her #MAFS pic.twitter.com/62VOigB1rC
— Kavisha Di Pietro (@kavishadipietro) February 8, 2018
All the couples headed to the dinner party, we can only guess Troy’s prep routine…
Group dinner?
That can only mean one thing for Troy.#MAFS pic.twitter.com/HzHmZd5Tod
— Andrew (@worldofarod) February 8, 2018
Davina couldn’t contain her lady thirst and Dean was in her sights.
Someone put a wet floor sign near Davina’s chair. It’s a safety hazard #MAFS
— Sarah Anderson (@_SarahKAnderson) February 8, 2018
So Davina is…..hectic. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/z3WNRQB1ZD
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) February 8, 2018
Davina is awful. Awful. AWFUL. #mafs pic.twitter.com/RiKJfL99t2
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) February 8, 2018
It pisses me off that someone like Davina gets a spot on the show, when someone who genuinely wants to find love misses out. Stick to Tinder love. #MAFS
— Shannon (@Shannonmaree83) February 8, 2018
Ashley called Troy out in front of everyone and it was THE BEST THING EVER.
Ashley’s sass levels are off the chart every time Troy speaks and I am living. for. it. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Owt2z3hsqK
— Ashley Spencer (@AshleyySpencer) February 8, 2018
Can we take a minute to appreciate the unsung hero that is Ashley though? “You were putting a few away the other night” “yeah well I only drink when things are awkward”. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/W7f9yPGNzq
— Savannah Prosser (@SavvyGirl1990) February 8, 2018
When you say Troy three times in front of a mirror, he appears.
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) February 8, 2018
Troy is like #mafs pic.twitter.com/QTUMDJMIo7
— Missanmatt (@Missanmatt) February 8, 2018
So has it been established whether Troy is a paid actor / plant; or just a dickhead? Seriously….. #MAFS
— fifi magoo (@fionasomervill2) February 8, 2018
Turns out Davina is into Dean and the feelz are mutual. They are actually perf for each other.
Davina and Dean would be perfect for each other. Also the rest of the world would be safer if they were off the market, so win/win. #mafs
— Scott Ellis (@blahblahellis) February 8, 2018