Tonight’s Garbage Fire ‘Married At First Sight’ Ep Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
The couples are shacked up and commencing the stage of the Married at First Sight experiment where they’re forced to live together and cohabitate, slowly sending them into a warped pit of despair. Fun!
In the most upsetting part of the ep, our OG dream team Matt and Alycia had a massive blow up and to put this delicately… Matt was a bit of a knob. Luckily, the one couple that is standing the test of time is Telv and Sarah, who continue to be adorbs and show the rest how it’s done.
The most ‘interesting’ stuff went down between Davina and Dean, who were texting each other, all the while their respective hubby/wifey Ryan and Tracey were none-the-wiser. Luckily this isn’t being filmed to create a TV show, so we’re pretty sure they’ve kept it all on the DL.
Carly, Justin, Blair and Sean were probz there too but didn’t make the editing cut.
It was a tense ep and the hilarious live-tweets being served up made it all the better.
Here’s ep 10 of Married at First Sight retold through its funniest tweets:
Troy continued to annoy the fuck out of Ashley.
I think Ashley’s trolling him… why else would she want him to put together a flat pack other than to display his incompetence? #mafs
— Kelly (@kellzalouise) February 12, 2018
— Kim (@kimberlion_rawr) February 12, 2018
— Chrystal Connor (@Chrystal_Connor) February 12, 2018
How Ashley hasn't throat punched Troy yet I'll never know #MAFS
— Libby (@libbycdominguez) February 12, 2018
Can we puhlease give Ashley & Troy their own show already? They don't even have to stay married. Make it a new 'new' reboot on The Odd Couple! #MAFS
— JD (@JDSloane) February 12, 2018
Matt was a total jerk to Alycia and it was awful to watch.
— Shelly Horton ???????? (@ShellyHorton1) February 12, 2018
I get the feeling that this season should be subtitled: ‘men who won’t grow up and screw well-intentioned women over in the process’. #MAFS
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) February 12, 2018
LITERALLY ALL OF THE #MAFS WOMEN: I will do whatever it takes! We can make this work! I have hope and am here for a reason!
ALL OF THE TERRIBLE MEN: Nah. Too clingy, too pretty, not my type. I am just here to waste your time. Cheers!
— Ashley Spencer (@AshleyySpencer) February 12, 2018
Dean somehow explained his way out of being a cheating creep by saying he’s from Sydney. Ummm. Huh?
She's being a bit culturally insensitive to not understand his need as a Sydney person to root anything that walks. #MAFS
— Peter Johnson (@P_Johnson9) February 12, 2018
— Angie and Yvie (@angieandyvie) February 12, 2018
Dean: “I like to have sex with randoms and not be accountable for that.”
Tracey: “So what I am hearing is that you are being honest with me and we just need to communicate more.”#MAFS
— finicalgal (@finicalgal) February 12, 2018
Dean, don't blame Sydney for your fuckboi ways. #MAFS
— Bree (@loser_bree) February 12, 2018
— Andrew T ???? (@Axiomega) February 12, 2018
Dean: “I don’t do monogamy. You’re not from Sydney. You wouldn’t understand. It’s a Sydney thing.”
Tracey: “Thank you for explaining that to me, Dean. You’re awesome.”#MAFS
— finicalgal (@finicalgal) February 12, 2018
Dean wearing a g-string getting a spray tan has been imprinted in our brains forever.
This was a bad time to eat my dinner. #MAFS
— Anthony Gilberg (@AnthonyGilberg) February 12, 2018
I hope he does a ross (friends) with the spray tan #MAFS
— kylo rey (@lachellabella) February 12, 2018
Gosh that scene of Dean was unappealing in many aspects. #MAFS
— sophabulous (@sophmoney_) February 12, 2018
— Isabella Batkovic (@BellaBatkovic) February 12, 2018
All while Davina and Dean texted each other setting up a date on the sly. Poor Tracey and Ryan, your spouses suck.
— Lady Lovely Lumps (@Chemu18Cheryl) February 12, 2018
Dean kept sleeping with Tracy when he knew he didn't want her, then manipulated her into being ok with keeping things 'open' by convincing her she's naive cos she's from Perth (?), then somehow got HER to apologise and THANK him for staying. Classic knobcloud. RUN GURL. #MAFS
— Rosie Waterland (@RosieWaterland) February 12, 2018
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) February 12, 2018
— Aizlen Rose (@AizlenRose) February 12, 2018
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) February 12, 2018
Watching Dean and Davina on this show has made me actually like Troy…what is wrong with me? #MAFS
— Amanda Novak (@Kobesmama13) February 12, 2018