The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Messy ‘MAFS’ Ep
We’re back for more messy fake marriages on Married at First Sight and it looks like we’re headed for heartbreak.
Our dream team, Matthew and Lauren, hit their first major road hump. Well there was no actually humping (sorry Loz), as Matt struggled to meet his wife’s sexual needs. Mark and Ning have reached breaking point, after a fight following a gym sesh which Mark treated as a military training camp. That guy needs to chill.
The rest of the group just pranked each other with Mick making Jess embrace her country (American?) side and Cyrell fed Nic chicken feet. It was a hoot and all the more funny on Twitter.
Tonight’s MAFS retold in funny tweets:
Cyrell made Nic an exotic dinner as payback for making her dress as a maid. Total boss move.
My favourite moment of the show so far, watching Cyrell blow red wine out her nose #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 12, 2019
That Nic and Cyrell dinner scene has gotta be the best one of the show so far #MAFS pic.twitter.com/U6ArF6E6ly
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 12, 2019
CYRELL IS SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE FOOD#MAFS pic.twitter.com/KpSwDoBSVr
— James Ogrady (@james_ogrady_) February 12, 2019
falling off chair laughing at her own joke… can 100% relate #MAFS
— thinking woman's crumpet (@robf2106) February 12, 2019
Heidi embraced ‘Yes Week’ by making Mike massage her and he predictably made it incredibly sleazy.
#MAFS
Mike soft voice pic.twitter.com/7WVKHNqV19— KyJa⚘ (@Kyja0) February 12, 2019
Loz might be an "ex-lesbian" but Mike is about to turn me into a current lesbian. He. Is. Foul #mafs
— Leah Dickenson (@little_podge) February 12, 2019
#MAFS Massages 2018-2019 pic.twitter.com/SegaofyLtV
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 12, 2019
Mark took Ning to a PT session and proceeded to treat her like trash. It ended in a massive fight.
Mark outlining the precious gym routine for the day #mafs pic.twitter.com/7UV3jjEjXT
— deano (@deank88) February 12, 2019
I TAKE JUMPING ON A RECETANGLE VERY SERIOUSLY!!!
-Mark
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) February 12, 2019
Lauren admitted that she wanted more out of Matthew… sexually.
#MAFS
Threesomes?
Poor guy is a virgin. pic.twitter.com/PHroup7mUc— Roger (@Roger_xxxxxxxxx) February 12, 2019
#MAFS What Matt has in mind…. pic.twitter.com/hlYYkIPjuG
— Davey Boy Smith (@DaveBoySmith1) February 12, 2019
Ex-Virgin Matt is blinking ‘help me’ in Morse code. #MAFS
— Stephanie (@_shazell) February 12, 2019
Jules and Cameron be like.. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EC7x7D5pgz
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) February 12, 2019
Ines and Sam started their garbage affair together.
Told Ines he was sleeping on the couch, told Elizabeth he was on the phone to his mum. Sam is one classy guy… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/GGDDMdPJCu
— Trish (@EyeshadowC) February 12, 2019
Sam dyes his beard. #mafs pic.twitter.com/QVCIIE0Hka
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 12, 2019
My vagina has just shrivelled up and closed shop after hearing Ines and Sam talk to each other #MAFS
— mikayla (@mikaylasokay) February 12, 2019
We’re all thinking the same thing.
Even Dean thinks this is a bad idea.. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/68RpOo7iLn
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) February 12, 2019
did dean & davina put on a different skin suit to return this season #MAFS #MAFSAU 🙄
— ezmendez (@ezmedez) February 12, 2019