Tonight’s Dramatic ‘MAFS’ Dinner Retold In Hilarious Tweets
We’re back for round two of dinner party drama on Married at First Sight and in the words of contemporary philosopher Timomatic: “Everybody, do you want it? Let’s get it started. Set it off!”.
The dinner menu was set for the experts to watch on as our fave couple Matthew and Lauren came undone. They weren’t the only couple that appears to be done and dusted, as Lizzie didn’t even come to the dinner and it’s unclear if she’s even still in the experiment.
Not that Sam was too bothered as he was busy with Ines, with the two meeting for a secret chat and chest fondle. Oh man, this show has wrecked me.
Let’s relive the whole mess in funny tweets!
Tonight’s dinner drama retold in hilarious tweets:
Nic and Cyrell got into a petty fight even before the dinner begun.
Nic: breathes
Cyrell:#mafs pic.twitter.com/Gs5a9I6Vb6— lisa (@bubbleobilll) February 13, 2019
Lizzie was nowhere to be seen, Sam arrived late and we’re all confused.
Where is Liz? Probably on a date with something a lot more interesting and worthier than Sam:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Uk0lcEJ87V
— O'Malley (@Skualg) February 13, 2019
The reason I’m late… my exes dad died #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Hendodgy (@hendodgy) February 13, 2019
Sam is going to fake Liz's death now so he can tell Ines he has to go to her funeral#MAFS
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) February 13, 2019
Mike continued to be the worst.
Think I just saw mikes ears prick up at the mention of open relationships #MAFS pic.twitter.com/XzxXsIKNsK
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) February 13, 2019
Who else gets creeped out when Mike talks about sex? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/EiJ5JDnwwA
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) February 13, 2019
Me if a creepy 44 yr old man called Mike tried to offer me sex and relationship advice #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DOjfrzEGOJ
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 13, 2019
Sam and Ines crept off for a secret chat and it was filth.
#MAFS Sam: I need a cupcake
Australia: You need antibiotics for your faux chicken pox.
— 🌺Moosy🌺 (@CdvNat) February 13, 2019
Cupcake is my new trigger word #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CMVwmrthq6
— Beca🌈👻 (@beckaio_) February 13, 2019
"Sam, some advice. If you really want a cupcake, don't talk like that."#mafs pic.twitter.com/8trFom5zf1
— deano (@deank88) February 13, 2019
Shit hit the damn fan as Matthew admitted within earshot of Lauren that he was not attracted to her.
Matt communicates in Morse code by blinking, he’s sending us all messages from the future, pay attention #MAFS
— J.Lapin (@JLapin1) February 13, 2019
Loz is on about swinging and threesomes and ex-virgin Matt is just trying to figure out how to use a straightener #MAFS
— Stephanie (@_shazell) February 13, 2019
Matt, are you being held against your will? 1 blink for yes, 2 for no #mafs pic.twitter.com/NldjLSO2f8
— Suburbiageddon (@suburbiageddon) February 13, 2019
It was a trash fire and we loved every second of it.
Me every week judging the people on this trainwreck of a show #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5qMEcYViin
— Beca🌈👻 (@beckaio_) February 13, 2019