Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Honeymoon Hellfire Retold In Funny Tweets
With the weddings all over, tonight on Married at First Sight we saw the last lot of couples jet off on their honeymoons.
It didn’t go well. There was a hospital trip, a completely platonic couple’s bath, oh and Bronson tried his best to put as much distance between himself and Ines as possible. She still managed to scream insults in his face.
Thankfully, we had Martha and Michael, two of Australia’s most attractive people, whose babies will inevitably get on Instagram ASAP to cash in. Most importantly, Matthew and Lauren… did it. The virgin got his cherry popped. I’m sure the experts shall rejoice, which isn’t creepy at all.
Let’s rehash the whole thing in tweets, shall we?
Tonight’s MAFS retold via hilarious tweets:
Matthew and Lauren headed off on their honeymoon in err…South Australia! Yeah! The experts continued to bang on about Matthew’s virginity.
Producers: your name is virgin Matthew
Matt: actually just Matthew is fine-
Producers: VIRGIN! MATTHEW! #MAFS #MAFSAU— regular maz (@marinamoop) February 5, 2019
Announcer to anything Matthew related.
“29 year old virgin Matthew is eating cereal” #MAFS
— Chris James (@ChrisJamesYoung) February 5, 2019
Producers busting into Matthew and Loz’s room like #MAFS pic.twitter.com/n6W8d7COEj
— Karina Recchi (@KarinaRecchi) February 5, 2019
Martha and Michael were as perfect as ever.
Martha's literally directing their selfies so they're perfect #mafs
— tanja (@mushi_ushi) February 5, 2019
Martha is almost enough to turn me straight #mafs
— Lachlan Angus (@lachlan_carr) February 5, 2019
I’d love a body like Martha’s but I love wine and chicken nuggets more so 🤷🏻♀️#MAFS
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) February 5, 2019
Ines was even more awful than you can imagine and actually screamed in the face of her new hubby Bronson.
You could send Ines to the Maldives and she'd be "Why is the water so green, did someone forget to put chlorine in the ocean?…Yech!" #MAFS pic.twitter.com/v3JwPItR1a
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 5, 2019
Hi Ines. Can we get rid of your shoulder tatts please. #MAFS
— Sophie Verass (@sophieverass) February 5, 2019
“I’m trying to decompose” runs a close second to not shouting in front of the food for #MAFS quote of the series so far. 😂👏🏼 pic.twitter.com/HSuX2TT1TD
— Lauren Wood (@LaurenHeraldSun) February 5, 2019
This is the happiest Bronson’s looked since he met Ines #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GZF3nsnYzB
— Armchair Mare (@ArmchairMare) February 5, 2019
Imagine being that boat captain #MAFS pic.twitter.com/MoW9c4JUwE
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 5, 2019
Elizabeth is still alone, so she is salty with Sam and toasting pizza. What of it.
I want a relationship as strong as this eyeliner tbh #MAFS pic.twitter.com/1DYTS0VD85
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 5, 2019
Did she just put pizza in a toaster? Liz is an actual genius and I feel bad for thinking otherwise #MAFS
— Cathy Crawley (@cathy_crawley) February 5, 2019
Say what you want about Lizzie feeling betrayed but all signs point to her having the best honeymoon so far #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/s0dYmF1laK
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 5, 2019
Matthew finally had THE SEX. Virginity: Conquered.
OK you can now start calling him "29 year old FORMER virgin Matthew" #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZQFj8SFblp
— Alex Chan (@PenguinsRMyKin) February 5, 2019
this guy went on reality tv to lose his virginity because thats where we're at as a society ok sure #mafs
— ✨ (@allthemims) February 5, 2019
What has this show done to me.
Actual footage of me watching #MAFS pic.twitter.com/NSLRKFEt2z
— Lauren Ritchie (@l0zoftherings) February 5, 2019