Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Madness Retold In Hilarious Tweets
We’re back baby. Married at First Sight returns for another week of tears and tantrums, and I’m only talking about me sitting on my couch with my three cats.
Tonight’s episode introduced us to Connie, a young woman who hasn’t had a relationship in five years (how dare?!) and we learned her mother isn’t the biggest fan of the series. She was matched with Jonethen, who despite the spelling of his name actually seems lovely and they could be an actually decent match.
Then there’s Ivan and Aleks, who are practically the same person. This damn show. Let’s get to the funny tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:
We meet Connie and immediately fall in love with her.
CONNIE YOU'RE ALREADY TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE THEY MATCH YOU WITH #MAFS
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 9, 2020
I really hope Connie doesn’t get her heart broken after this #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tukLdmwYIF
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) February 9, 2020
If someone hurts Connie, I will personally hunt them down #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 9, 2020
RIGHT IF HE HURTS CONNIE WE GO TO WAR TWITTER. WE RIDE ON FRIDAY BECAUSE #MAFS ISNT ON THAT NIGHT! pic.twitter.com/sUd4qGMAqn
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 9, 2020
Her mum throwing shade at the series is giving me life.
“I can’t stand that show” is literally my mum #MAFS
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 9, 2020
Connie’s Mum, “You haven’t even got a boyfriend and you’re a virgin who can’t drive”
Way harsh#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/v6oqKlsPII
— Annaliese Constable (@FistyScent) February 9, 2020
Q: Jesus Christ, how can someone as smart, beautiful and amazing as Connie have such low esteem?
A:
#mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/9Iwh98cOWb
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 9, 2020
Ivan is the kind of human we’ve never encountered before.
Ivan trying to remember how to pronounce his own name #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5MaRnpDvIY
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) February 9, 2020
why are all real estate agents like this though #MAFS pic.twitter.com/13eBQCqfdx
— 🌸 b a b y 🌸 (@violettfemmes) February 9, 2020
Ivan: I’m opinionated and obnoxious
Experts: #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/XTTmeXleoQ— Tara Monteiro (@taraa_yo) February 9, 2020
Jonethen and Connie actually make a pretty cute couple.
I know it’s been 5 seconds but I love Connie and Jonathan together already #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xRJinUEdeV
— Daisy (@daisy_seery) February 9, 2020
We all dream for that wedding location between David Jones and Myer #MAFS
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 9, 2020
Connie’s Mum: I hate this show and you’re not going to use any of this footage.
The #MAFS editors: pic.twitter.com/fQd44r9Qxb
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) February 9, 2020
Alright, if anyone hurts Connie – the groom, her Mum, whoever – I'm coming for them…#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/fjWCPLddWb
— Michael Phelan (@bymichaelphelan) February 9, 2020
And we’re not entirely convinced Ivan and Aleks aren’t actually related. The creep factor is huge.
When your mum tells you to put socks on #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bBYy2cMdje
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 9, 2020
this show has put me through a lot over the years, but this has to be the worst thing it's ever done to me #MAFS pic.twitter.com/FzW6hvQwoJ
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 9, 2020
*whispers* have the lambs stopped screaming? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/crR27CYw4u
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 9, 2020
DID HE JUST TASTE TEST HER FACE?!!#mafs pic.twitter.com/YoHf3W7Lgt
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) February 9, 2020
me, after having to sit through that photoshoot #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/IPA2rINjiJ
— alysha (@intosneedy) February 9, 2020
Ivan’s mum sings and he chucks a tantrum, before his wife tells him to be grateful his parents came to the wedding, unlike her own.
Sneak peek of Ivan’s mother performing: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/D7gneFVrb5
— S.B (@SurfdogTV) February 9, 2020
“Im gonna leg it bro” – fuck I live this show #mafs #MAFSAU
— bernsta (@bernstaaaaa) February 9, 2020
I think i have seen this plot line somewhere else……. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/JQ45hrSLDb
— uptown (@86Uptown) February 9, 2020
But seriously…
Karen vs the manager #MAFS pic.twitter.com/SBNm9eVPFy
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) February 9, 2020