Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Madness Retold In Hilarious Tweets
It’s dinner party time for Married at First Sight, which we all can agree is the only reason we watch this absolute shitshow.
Drama was promised and drama was delivered, mostly in the form of a determined Hayley on a goddamn mission. As she and David arrived separately following their honeymoon feud, Hayley went on to tell the women all the details of their fight before she tried to seduce her husband in a painfully awkward exchange. He was not into it. Like, it actually hurt to watch.
Aside from that whole mess, Amanda struggled through the night as wife Tash practically ignored her, instead getting her flirt on with the other women. And Ivan couldn’t help himself, getting involved in drama with Hayley and the night ended with him being snubbed by Aleks.
I can’t explain how much I missed these dinner parties and the tweets are too perfect.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:
It’s dinner party time!
— 𝐤𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐚 ✰ (@ultrcaviolence) February 12, 2020
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) February 12, 2020
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 12, 2020
David and Hayley arrived separately and it was awkward AF. Later Hayley lied about why her new husband wasn’t wearing his wedding ring.
*Drama begins at the dinner party.* #MAFS
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) February 12, 2020
“I missed ya shit head” is what I say to my partner every night when I come home from work. #mafs
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 12, 2020
— MJLL (@MadisonLiddell) February 12, 2020
— Haydn Hickson (@haydn_hickson) February 12, 2020
Michael and Stacey were the smuggest couple to ever live.
— Danni Flynn (@DanniFlynn) February 12, 2020
— Loddy (@sumwheresmiling) February 12, 2020
Connie let her quirky personality shine through.
— indy (@indybeee3) February 12, 2020
— Yasmin Marie (@Yasmin_MarieB) February 12, 2020
— Disappointed mother (@KarlaTerpic) February 12, 2020
Tash ignored her wife Amanda, instead getting her flirt on with some of the other wives.
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 12, 2020
Producers: Tash and Amanda aren't getting along.
Experts: but they're lesbians. I have no idea what else we can do here. #MAFS
— Mr Evil Breakfast (@evilbreakfast) February 12, 2020
— Filip (@mcfilip) February 12, 2020
Amanda love, cut your losses and run. #mafs
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 12, 2020
In a cringe-worthy exchange, Hayley tried to make up with David by err…trying to kiss him and make him carry her.
— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) February 12, 2020
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 12, 2020
Ivan made a dick of himself by badgering Hayley, which led to him receiving the silent treatment from his wife Aleks.
— Shannon (@Shannonmaree83) February 12, 2020
— Beebb (@BiancaAkbari) February 12, 2020
At least we all learned an important lesson tonight.
— Chilli Chi Fries (@chi_fries) February 12, 2020