Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Madness Retold In Hilarious Tweets
It’s dinner party time for Married at First Sight, which we all can agree is the only reason we watch this absolute shitshow.
Drama was promised and drama was delivered, mostly in the form of a determined Hayley on a goddamn mission. As she and David arrived separately following their honeymoon feud, Hayley went on to tell the women all the details of their fight before she tried to seduce her husband in a painfully awkward exchange. He was not into it. Like, it actually hurt to watch.
Aside from that whole mess, Amanda struggled through the night as wife Tash practically ignored her, instead getting her flirt on with the other women. And Ivan couldn’t help himself, getting involved in drama with Hayley and the night ended with him being snubbed by Aleks.
I can’t explain how much I missed these dinner parties and the tweets are too perfect.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:
It’s dinner party time!
DINNER PARTY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #mafs pic.twitter.com/GblfCsZ1sC
— 𝐤𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐚 ✰ (@ultrcaviolence) February 12, 2020
The moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally here: dinner parties! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/zs51KETMLp
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) February 12, 2020
If you could sum up what you think the dinner party is going to be like in a single gif….what would it be? I'll go first #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/YR4Rbt0UpU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 12, 2020
David and Hayley arrived separately and it was awkward AF. Later Hayley lied about why her new husband wasn’t wearing his wedding ring.
*Drama begins at the dinner party.* #MAFS
Australia: pic.twitter.com/AQC8WPV4XZ
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) February 12, 2020
“I missed ya shit head” is what I say to my partner every night when I come home from work. #mafs
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 12, 2020
Hayley doing what she does best. #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFS pic.twitter.com/h9Cfzuey25
— MJLL (@MadisonLiddell) February 12, 2020
hayley: his weddding ring didn’t fit#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/pszAsbClmZ
— Haydn Hickson (@haydn_hickson) February 12, 2020
Michael and Stacey were the smuggest couple to ever live.
Michael thinking the experts have nailed it #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EIMnASqd29
— Danni Flynn (@DanniFlynn) February 12, 2020
Michael thinks the experts deserve a pay rise #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mxW5R34OBI
— Loddy (@sumwheresmiling) February 12, 2020
Connie let her quirky personality shine through.
If anyone hurts our sweet angel Connie I swear to god I’ll be throwing hands #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/SSGu5wqkTI
— indy (@indybeee3) February 12, 2020
I repeat, we need to protect Connie at this dinner party!! #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/TNQSysJEB5
— Yasmin Marie (@Yasmin_MarieB) February 12, 2020
Connie the entire night #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/OslN7wO7ri
— Disappointed mother (@KarlaTerpic) February 12, 2020
Tash ignored her wife Amanda, instead getting her flirt on with some of the other wives.
The 'experts': 'Wow, Tash and Amanda are looking very separate…' #MAFS pic.twitter.com/VKhUo2GtMP
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 12, 2020
Producers: Tash and Amanda aren't getting along.
Experts: but they're lesbians. I have no idea what else we can do here. #MAFS— Mr Evil Breakfast (@evilbreakfast) February 12, 2020
Am I watching #MAFS or #MKR ? pic.twitter.com/BhUaDNUDNE
— Filip (@mcfilip) February 12, 2020
Amanda love, cut your losses and run. #mafs
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 12, 2020
In a cringe-worthy exchange, Hayley tried to make up with David by err…trying to kiss him and make him carry her.
#mafs #mafsau
Oh man, watching Hayley and David is so awkward I’m actually suffering from second hand embarrassment. pic.twitter.com/F7SC93XMfg— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) February 12, 2020
me waiting for this David / Hayley thing to blow up #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mdv8HAVnKd
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 12, 2020
Ivan made a dick of himself by badgering Hayley, which led to him receiving the silent treatment from his wife Aleks.
Ivan sure knows how to impress the ladies #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ShycnL3eRi
— Shannon (@Shannonmaree83) February 12, 2020
Ivan: “Are you upset?” Aleks: “no”. Narrator: Aleks was in fact upset. #mafs #MAFSAU
— Beebb (@BiancaAkbari) February 12, 2020
At least we all learned an important lesson tonight.
“I miss you, shithead” is not a good way to try & reconcile with someone. We know this now.#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Chilli Chi Fries (@chi_fries) February 12, 2020