The First ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold In Funny Tweets
The weekend is almost over and we all know what that means: it’s time to park yourself on the couch, switch on Married at First Sight and shamelessly judge the lives of others. Fun!
Tonight served up the season’s very first commitment ceremony, with the couples deciding whether they wanted to stay together and enter the next stage of the experiment — living together, yikes.
There was no huge surprises as every contestant voted to stay for another week, but things got tense between Hayley and David on the experts’ couch. Tears were shed, feelings were hurt, eggs were good.
Let’s relive it all via hilarious tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight commitment ceremony retold in funny tweets:
It’s good to see the experts are back and doing what they do best: judge the random couples they’ve assembled.
#MAFS #MAFSAU "They are experts for a reason" pic.twitter.com/YBcqnuoHkk
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) February 16, 2020
Go time! #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LepIpYpaVK
— Jodie (@jodielongton) February 16, 2020
Cathy and Josh are the perfect couple but all Trish cared about was whether the new couple had banged.
Trish every year when she gets to ask every couple about sex #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/sUyOy8JtE7
— Weslee #TeamShonee (@WSpark98NZ) February 16, 2020
Trish: I’m going to film you having sex, for science obviously #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) February 16, 2020
Pervy Trish is back folks #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/kat3CTVr5X
— Jess Wardrop (@jessiejamesMAFS) February 16, 2020
Despite barely speaking at the dinner party, Tash and Amanda chose to stay together.
The dinner party made her feel bonded? Was it because they didn’t speak to each other? #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 16, 2020
Tash wants to STAY… On the television show #MAFS
— Amanda (@realitytvau) February 16, 2020
Tash: I need followers babe #MAFSAU #MAFS
Amanda: pic.twitter.com/8VkKjC9vZc— Ella i. (@EllaEye123) February 16, 2020
You want to sleep with someone who doesn't find you attractive and has no chemistry with you?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QQqSXCmUMz
— bishcheese (@bishcheese) February 16, 2020
ugh they’re both wrong #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LLpOmytdAu
— 🌸 b a b y 🌸 (@violettfemmes) February 16, 2020
Poppy continued to feel conflicted over missing her kids, but ultimately decided to stay in the experiment.
It’s possible Poppy is missing her kids but it’s hard to know as she hasn’t mentioned them at all #mafs
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) February 16, 2020
Even Poppy starts with "I'm missing my kids" stuff…#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LDUdAK65XO
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 16, 2020
Ohhh joy, more of Poppy wallowing in misery #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) February 16, 2020
Aleks admitted to growing frustrated with Ivan’s messy antics.
Forget the relationship. I want to know how Ivan keeps his sockettes on.
Mine always slip. #MAFS— Nez (@fraggle73) February 16, 2020
Ivan and Alex have literally become my favourite couple idc about the clownery actions he does he seems sweet. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/duHm49Vvlx
— Ingrid (@ingridatkins) February 16, 2020
Aleks when asked if she's attracted to Ivan.#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EkkcIUVY7Z
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 16, 2020
me when I unexpectedly fall for ivan #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/MMUiRHfkFj
— Jess (@jessanna11) February 16, 2020
David blew up at Hayley over her smoking and comments about his wage, before he threw her history of drug addiction in her face.
The experts: So what's not working for you David?
David: Okay, let's start with…#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/cgSBScZ7fl
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 16, 2020
Hayley: "I'm such a good egg!"…..Are you really though Hayley? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/2UVQtjGdjm
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 16, 2020
Hayley may consider herself a good egg but her behaviour has so far been like one of those stinking rotten eggs Warney choked down on I'm a Celebrity. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mpTraLeROi
— Emmee (@blueemmee) February 16, 2020
is there a difference between saying darling and darl????? #MAFS
— سمية (@sumyianasim) February 16, 2020
In the end, all the couples stayed together. That was low-key a total waste of time.
Nobody has racked up enough Instagram followers yet. Everyone is staying #mafsau pic.twitter.com/KtSXRojlJW
— GG (@ggg_samm) February 16, 2020
Spending another More screen
week with someone time to build
that you hate insta followers #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Cg0LuOlfnW— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) February 16, 2020