The First Instalment Of ‘MAFS’ Final Vows Recapped In Tweets
Now is the time to absorb all the Married at First Sight drama into your veins because soon we will not be seeing the contestants we’ve come to know and love (or loathe) on our TVs… maybe ever again.
Final vows are upon us which means we’re truly on the home stretch. On last night’s episode, Selina took Cody to her hometown of Adelaide to meet her mother and in turn, smash her precious china set.
Then it was onto our first two couples making their biggest decision yet: Jackson and Olivia, along with Brent and Tamara, left their shared home and separated (although the latter were already living in seperate apartments) to find clarity over their final vows.
Neither couples decision to stay or leave came as a huge surprise, with Jackson and Olivia choosing to remain together while Tamara and Brent both elected to part ways.
Despite his wife’s toxic behaviour, Jackson and Olivia have been one of the strongest relationships from day one. On the flip-side, Brent and Tamara had one of the most tumultuous journeys ever seen on MAFS, most known for clashing over Tamara’s prejudicial judgements regarding Brent’s career… and well, retail and hospitality workers in general.
In a mic drop moment on Monday night’s episode, Brent seized the chance to finally tell Tamara his true feeling during his final vows. “You are not God’s gift to humanity, so stop looking down on everyone,” he actually told her. “I don’t even know where you get the confidence to do so. So on that note, good luck, good riddance.” ICONIC.
Afterwards, Tamara labelled Brent as “insecure” for his comments. Whatever helps you sleep at night, sis.
Last night’s first instalment of Married at First Sight’s final vows on recapped in tweets:
Selina took Cody to her home town of Adelaide to meet her mum Theresa, where he promptly smashed the matriarch’s specialty teacup. Selina’s mum considered this an omen that signified Cody was clumsy in relationships. Theresa then told Cody he needed to get his own place. Queen shit. The couple said their farewells, but not before Cody revealed he had adopted Selina a sea otter.
Teresa's amazing portrait blown-up that big of herself in the background is the sort of energy and self love we all need to bring.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/9NJU72d3PW
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 28, 2022
Cody after breaking a cup: Selina’s mum took it like a champion
Selina’s mum: That MF is never stepping foot in this house ever again. #MAFSAU #mafs
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 28, 2022
Imagine how dirty Selina’s mum is going to be when she hears there was a rich, Kim Jong-Un lookalike in the experiment and her daughter was matched with a 30-year-old fuckboi with Batman sheets and a tetanus fan from the Northern Beaches.#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/RUfwvWBUci
— Poppy (@Poppy45854074) March 28, 2022
The couples are moving out! We go down memory lane on Jackson and Olivia’s journey…. but no one cares. Back at home, Olivia finally realised that her conflict with Dom brought out her “most disgusting” side to Jackson and she regretted how she spoke to Dom.
"I'm a petty bitch"
"I can hold a grudge till I die"
"I'd burn her at the stake"
"I've held a grudge since kindergarten"
Yeah I have no ideawhere these 'accusations' came from #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/vU0vMN4epp— It's ya girl Chlo (@UntimelyCloz) March 28, 2022
Olivia's cousin immediately asking if she started the conflict with Dom is proof enough that Olivia does this regularly #MAFSAU
— Gryphon (@Grudfindork) March 28, 2022
Olivia met with her cousin to tell her about how feuding with Dom added tension with Jackson. Meanwhile, Jackson met with his family to share how he was worried Olivia held grudges which Jackson’s mum saw as an “alarm bell”.
Jackson is still in the "I can fix her with love" phase. You will learn the hard way dude that a narcissist cannot be fixed. Just run!!! #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/IDVwd7i98t
— Bury the Evidence (@BuryEvidence) March 28, 2022
I think it’s truly beautiful how hating Olivia has brought us all together. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/SCLeT7nFFa
— Sarah (@hellosarah__) March 28, 2022
At final vows, Olivia told Jackson he made her feel “worthy” and “adored”, before saying he had supported her while she’s been “attacked” in the experiment. She dropped the L-bomb. Jackson said Olivia’s snide comments and grudge-holding didn’t sit well with him, but he still chose to stay with her — but he was not at the ‘I love you’ stage yet.
Jackson the rug sweeper.
Put thoses red flags under the rug #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/JRE5FbZ7ab
— lockstock2 (@letthegoodtimez) March 28, 2022
Jackson is the biggest fool on this show #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QxhbQFvTWy
— Vanessa Antoun (@vanessaantoun14) March 28, 2022
Olivia thinking of all the ways she’s going to ruin Jackson’s life if he leaves her. That’s a look of pure evil. #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/5W4rpRJiOC
— Pepito Bublè (@pepitobuble) March 28, 2022
What I got from Olivia’s vows
“Thanks for enabling me to be a toxic, vindictive, narcissistic shit human and please always remember that I was the victim”#MAFSAU
— CJ (@carmenjaneee) March 28, 2022
You can literally pinpoint the exact moment my vagina sealed itself shut.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/FlEJotq3ZD
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 28, 2022
Jackson, that wasn't her taking your breath away.. That is a dementor sucking your soul out your mouth.#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/caJYfqoolu
— Trashing Shows (@DEANNE_Shows) March 28, 2022
“I’m so excited to see what the rest of our lives have in store for us”
Weeks of defending your wife’s shitty behaviour on national tv and radio is one thing ya gunna get Jackson. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 28, 2022
Tamara and Brent were still not on speaking terms and Brent vacated his apartment without saying goodbye to Tamara. Back in Bondi, Brent enlisted help from his mum to pen his final vows. She wanted him to walk away. On the Gold Coast, Tamara met with a friend where she once again, ridiculed Brent’s career.
Are we all really that surprised that Tamara doesn’t understand what Brent does?….She thinks Sea lions aren’t real #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/U2jLE68s1O
— Leanne Aston (@LeanneAston1) March 28, 2022
Brent: Does major events in Dubai while rubbing shoulders with well known A-list celebrities
Tamara to best friend: I just need someone who is hard working
It’s official, she has rocks in her head. #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/thSElHLndI
— akinat (@Elle94004403) March 28, 2022
Can we get a photo of Brent’s mum saying fuck Tamara on a t-shirt? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/UEW1LQF55r
— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) March 28, 2022
On to final vows, Tamara told Brent that he used his ego as a “protective shield”, and she did not see a future with him. Brent hit back that Tamara was vindictive, spiteful, self-absorbed, and that he’s seen the real Tamara and she is “not God’s gift to humanity”. Brent then walked off after telling her “good riddance”.
All of Australia after Brent’s speech #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/m4f5selqsY
— Weslee (@WSpark98NZ2) March 28, 2022
‘Tamara, you are not god’s gift to humanity so stop looking down on everyone’ #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/JAzXXVscgR
— Jessa (@jessamouse) March 28, 2022
Tamara, Brent isn’t heart broken and in love you he’s just a nice person who tried to see the best in you, you didn’t ‘bruise his ego’, you’re just an awful nasty person with your head stuck up your own ass #mafs #mafsau
— Jessa (@jessamouse) March 28, 2022
“You are not God’s gift to humanity. Good luck and good riddance”.
Raise a glass for Brent!#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/HeV3FbDCyi— ?Pro-vaxxer ????️???? (@Fabbz3182) March 28, 2022
Brent isn’t a waiter but he fucking SERVED Tamara. #mafsau
— e (@cnvys) March 28, 2022
The irony of Tamara’s smack down from Brent isn’t lost on me today #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/QKS1ALQ8RX
— Abbey (@upptownabbey) March 28, 2022