The Best Tweets From MAFS’ Garbage Fire Dinner Party
Tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight was a bloody mess and I need a minute to regroup.
Firstly, they ate up soo much of the episode prepping for the dinner. Like almost half of the episode wasn’t even the dinner action and this is not what we came for. Wednesday is the dinner party episode and these are the rulez so please get your shit together, Channel Nine.
Secondly, oh shit, the tea was piping hot at the dinner table. We had Martha (kinda) making up with Cyrell, before Jessika tried to hit on anything with a pulse. There was a lot going on so it’s best we just summarise it all in tweets.
The best tweets from tonight’s dinner party mess:
Susie hates Billy and wants everyone to know it.
Susie: *has zero social skills*
Also Susie: If Billy is weird or awkward it will reflect badly on me#mafs— Flossyfloss (@Flossyfloss7) February 27, 2019
Is it Billy's first day at the nuclear power plant? #mafs pic.twitter.com/C2JByNOgmz
— katie (@_KT23) February 27, 2019
At the dinner, Martha tried to turn the women against Cyrell.
So Martha is talking shit and not trying to help the situation? #mafs pic.twitter.com/qujteJHPFv
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 27, 2019
Hide the food, I think there’s going to be some language.#mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 27, 2019
Cyrell to Martha: I really hate your fucking guts but that’s a pretty dress. #mafs
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) February 27, 2019
Dino recorded Mel’s private phone call and it’s incredibly gross and unzen.
Mike: "So Dino, what have you and Melissa been up to?"…Dino: "Well, here's a conversation I recorded earlier" #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 27, 2019
Recording her conversations… where have we seen this before…. #mafs pic.twitter.com/j6qaFyjOdV
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 27, 2019
Under advisement from Martha, Jess pulled Nic aside to hit on him. He rejected her advances.
Jessika: My relationship isn’t going that well, so let me wreck yours. #MAFS
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) February 27, 2019
In hindsight, Mick’s cheese platter was too good for Jess. #mafs
— Vegemite Kid (@vegemite_kid) February 27, 2019
Jess then went to creep on Dan right in from of Tamara.
“experience other husbands” bitch you’re not at a wine tasting you don’t sit at the table and try every option #MAFS
— caitlin (@booitscaitlin) February 27, 2019
At this rate, Jess will be having a crack at John Aitken on her way out of the show #mafs pic.twitter.com/7YyGVinDv6
— Vegemite Kid (@vegemite_kid) February 27, 2019
Jess, these men aren’t POKEMON. You don’t have to catch em all. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Xx4hG2W8nB
— theskepticfish (@khloglow) February 27, 2019
Tamara RN “Bring it bitch” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ytJgU0AYCK
— Kristy (@kristwhy) February 27, 2019
What a shitshow.
I’ve actually not watched a single episode of #MAFS but I’ve just sat down and watched an episode and seriously they all look like someone you’d meet in a smoking area at a club called Exotiq.
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) February 27, 2019
No one on this show needs a husband or a wife. They all need therapy. #MAFS
— O'Malley (@Skualg) February 27, 2019