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The Best Tweets From MAFS’ Garbage Fire Dinner Party

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Tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight was a bloody mess and I need a minute to regroup.

Firstly, they ate up soo much of the episode prepping for the dinner. Like almost half of the episode wasn’t even the dinner action and this is not what we came for. Wednesday is the dinner party episode and these are the rulez so please get your shit together, Channel Nine.

Secondly, oh shit, the tea was piping hot at the dinner table. We had Martha (kinda) making up with Cyrell, before Jessika tried to hit on anything with a pulse. There was a lot going on so it’s best we just summarise it all in tweets.

The best tweets from tonight’s dinner party mess:

Susie hates Billy and wants everyone to know it.

At the dinner, Martha tried to turn the women against Cyrell.

Dino recorded Mel’s private phone call and it’s incredibly gross and unzen.

Under advisement from Martha, Jess pulled Nic aside to hit on him. He rejected her advances.

Jess then went to creep on Dan right in from of Tamara.

What a shitshow.