Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Mess Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Married At First Sight is back for another episode and I’ll guesstimate we’re up to the 243rd episode so far this year. It truly feels like it.
Following last night’s commitment ceremony where we said goodbye to Mel and Dino, the rest of the couples headed to the grooms’ home towns, moving into their homes and getting to know their fams.
This went well for some, with our dream teams Cam and Jules, as well as Mark and Ning absolutely thriving. Then there was Susie and Bill who got into a big fight on the beach over Billy’s surf/Splenda memory. It was so dumb and petty and exactly what makes this show so damn addictive. The tweets made it all the better.
Tonight’s MAFS retold in hilarious tweets:
Jess was terrified by Mick’s sheep and is generally hating life.
I love the men’s hometown episode of #mafs because I get to see who has dogs, and who I don’t like anymore.
— Alissa (@alissa_bobissa) March 4, 2019
Jess is looking a bit sheepish about this home stay. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/aabvooWz50
— Hero (@hierohero1) March 4, 2019
Just sold a double bed for the price of a king bed, high five!
-Mike's bed salesman.#MAFS
— ????? ?????? (@james_ogrady96) March 4, 2019
Mark doesn’t have any cutlery or plates/bowls, and how he even exists in this world is a mystery.
Mark’s house is so flash #MAFS pic.twitter.com/BUaWTpwRb5
— Harvey Specter The Cav (@SpecterCav) March 4, 2019
Mark’s apartment. Dexter’s apartment. Spot the difference. #MAFS
— Leah Dickenson (@little_podge) March 4, 2019
Mike and Heidi did ’emotional yoga’ then visited Mike’s fam.
Even Mike's family are trying to figure out how he ended up with Heidi!! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/q2FvG20jC6
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) March 4, 2019
When even your own dad knows you’re a massive douche #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yY5jCyA1tS
— unicornrecaps (@unicornrecaps) March 4, 2019
Susie gets angry at Billy because he led her to believe he had surfed ages ago and had Splenda. It was confusing nonsense and he asked her to leave.
SUSIE: You need to stop lying about sweetener and surfing, dah-ling.
BILLY (weeping):
ME: wtf is going on#MAFS
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) March 4, 2019
Dumbledor: “After all this time, Severus?”
Snape: “… Always”#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zyRCsCUx3l— Paul Robinson (@paulrobinson422) March 4, 2019
Take your baby named baby and get the fuck out. Oh and give me back my dick calendar #MAFS pic.twitter.com/sdprm9VkUx
— Cam Huntress (@cam_huntress) March 4, 2019
Tbh, we can’t stop laughing over the whole petty mess.
#MAFS WHEN DID YOU LAST GO SURFING!!! pic.twitter.com/Zxb0sWB0Km
— The Bajman (@The_Bajman) March 4, 2019
WHERE’S THE SWEETNAA #MAFS pic.twitter.com/cwhajWGTcU
— Levi D (@_LDobs) March 4, 2019
Put your Splendas out for Billy.#MAFS #splendaoutforBilly pic.twitter.com/JPUN0BHgq9
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) March 4, 2019