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Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Mess Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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Married At First Sight is back for another episode and I’ll guesstimate we’re up to the 243rd episode so far this year. It truly feels like it.

Following last night’s commitment ceremony where we said goodbye to Mel and Dino, the rest of the couples headed to the grooms’ home towns, moving into their homes and getting to know their fams.

This went well for some, with our dream teams Cam and Jules, as well as Mark and Ning absolutely thriving. Then there was Susie and Bill who got into a big fight on the beach over Billy’s surf/Splenda memory. It was so dumb and petty and exactly what makes this show so damn addictive. The tweets made it all the better.

Tonight’s MAFS retold in hilarious tweets:

Jess was terrified by Mick’s sheep and is generally hating life.

Mark doesn’t have any cutlery or plates/bowls, and how he even exists in this world is a mystery.

Mike and Heidi did ’emotional yoga’ then visited Mike’s fam.

Susie gets angry at Billy because he led her to believe he had surfed ages ago and had Splenda. It was confusing nonsense and he asked her to leave.

Tbh, we can’t stop laughing over the whole petty mess.