The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Girls & Boys’ Night
It’s time for margs, ladies ‘cos it’s the (err, second?) infamous girls and boys’ night episode of Married at First Sight. Take a deep breathe and hold your crucifix tight.
This season is so filthy that we’re having another episode where the couples go their separate ways for a night on the piss and plenty of drama to spill.
We patiently waited for either Jess or Dan to say too much and expose their affair and while we saw none of that, Jess did her best to distract the women by telling them that Mark had said some shitty things about Ning. We are all suitably suspicious and Twitter went in.
Tonight’s MAFS girls/boys’ night retold in funny tweets:
Mick’s sister Leisa confronted Jess who continued to avoid to telling the truth.
"Are you saying I'm not genuine??" the most disingenuous person asks, shocked. #mafs
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 19, 2019
#MAFS Mick's Sister is like… pic.twitter.com/JaefiyvXlu
— ?Moosy? (@CdvNat) March 19, 2019
Mick’s sister to be an expert next season along with Mike’s dad #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Weslee #TeamYvie (@WSpark98NZ) March 19, 2019
Mark’s friend Michael was not keen on Ning at all.
His hair is greyer? Unless she controls his dna it's not really her fault #mafs
— Bich Kweef (@bichkweef) March 19, 2019
WHY IS HE GREY NING. WHERES THE SPLENDA #mafs
— Andy (@megadriven) March 19, 2019
"Friends don't go second base" sounds like something a teenager would say #mafs
— stepho mode (@hazzamynazza) March 19, 2019
At the boys night, Michael defended Martha’s actions.
Narrator: “Michael now has something to confess.”
Me: Oh finally, the truth’s going to come out.
Michael: “I can now put on false eyelashes.” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/P2IXzQPrjF— Just Me (@tiredbearr) March 19, 2019
Michael starring in Martha’s new reality TV Show Personal Assistant at First Sight #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yVC48uYEOX
— ??KING-DING-ALING ?? (@ThornburyQueer) March 19, 2019
And over at girls night everyone confronted Jess over Dan after overhearing a convo with Martha.
This show is upsetting me so much I can barely even tweet #MAFS
— TheOracleofDelta (@OracleofThe) March 19, 2019
Martha & JessiKa make me miss Davina. That is how bad they are. #MAFS
— DeluxeStormBorn™ (@deluxe_tm) March 19, 2019
Jules encapsulates me in my 30s #Mafs pic.twitter.com/NVNnRGjorp
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) March 19, 2019
When questioned by the men, Dan said some very awkward things about Jess but denied any funny business.
Cam thinks he’s Eddie fucking Maguire with the 20 questions #MAFS pic.twitter.com/YARqjqHNAU
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 19, 2019
Michael trying to convince himself not to say anything. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KW9xLrJ3Nr
— Carla Esquerra (@PrincessaSophia) March 19, 2019
Dan’s shirt #mafs pic.twitter.com/En9CyHUh1k
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 19, 2019
So the “big drama” is that nothing actually happens and no one exposes Jessika and Dan’s cheating? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/KLOt5lilEr
— Hero (@hierohero1) March 19, 2019
Jess threw some random story at Ning saying that Mark and Mick had agreed to ditch their wives and “fuck a bunch of bitches” after the experiment.
CYRELL, we need you. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EjKDgv4Qk9
— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) March 19, 2019
We're all Jules levels of done with Jess' shit #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DnKdImAa7j
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 19, 2019
Watching these people in group settings, makes me fully understand why they are single & came on this show. #MAFS
— DeluxeStormBorn™ (@deluxe_tm) March 19, 2019
This show belongs in a dumpster, but yes I will be tuning in tomorrow like clockwork.
Me describing #MAFS to my friends who don’t watch it
“It’s like the height of trash TV” pic.twitter.com/Qsp0St5YEV— Shannon Luxford (@Solikeconfused) March 19, 2019
Me every night- “I cant watch this shit anymore”
Also me- *continues to watch every night* #MAFS— Alicia Peck (@LeeshieP) March 19, 2019