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The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Girls & Boys’ Night

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It’s time for margs, ladies ‘cos it’s the (err, second?) infamous girls and boys’ night episode of Married at First Sight. Take a deep breathe and hold your crucifix tight.

This season is so filthy that we’re having another episode where the couples go their separate ways for a night on the piss and plenty of drama to spill.

We patiently waited for either Jess or Dan to say too much and expose their affair and while we saw none of that, Jess did her best to distract the women by telling them that Mark had said some shitty things about Ning. We are all suitably suspicious and Twitter went in.

Tonight’s MAFS girls/boys’ night retold in funny tweets:

Mick’s sister Leisa confronted Jess who continued to avoid to telling the truth.

Mark’s friend Michael was not keen on Ning at all.

At the boys night, Michael defended Martha’s actions.

And over at girls night everyone confronted Jess over Dan after overhearing a convo with Martha.

When questioned by the men, Dan said some very awkward things about Jess but denied any funny business.

Jess threw some random story at Ning saying that Mark and Mick had agreed to ditch their wives and “fuck a bunch of bitches” after the experiment.

This show belongs in a dumpster, but yes I will be tuning in tomorrow like clockwork.