The Messy Final ‘MAFS’ Vows Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
We did it! We got here! The real slog that is final vows went down on Married at First Sight last night which means that all we have now is the reunion dinner and commitment ceremony — arguably the best episodes of the season.
But we digress, on Tuesday night’s episode two couples chose to stay together while another came to a roadblock with Mitch refusing to make a decision over whether he would commit to Ella longterm. It was frustrating to watch Mitch tell Ella he didn’t think their relationship was “substantial” enough, as it followed Ella spilling her heart out and declaring she would risk it all to stay with Mitch.
We’ve said it once and we will say it a million times, Ella deserves better.
Defying the odds, Cody and Selina both chose to stay together despite Selina’s mum warning her daughter before final vows that she thought Cody was “not that into” Selina. Awkward.
MAFS fans got the happy ending we needed, as Jack and Dom exchanged their final vows in a rain-soaked ceremony straight out of The Notebook. Everyone’s fave Italian mum and dad are staying together! Thank God!
The last three couples exchanging their final vows on Married at First Sight retold via hilarious tweets:
Cody returned to the Northern Beaches as Selina debriefed with her mum in Adelaide. Selina’s mum told her daughter that she doesn’t think Cody was that into Selina and her feelings weren’t reciprocated.
Selina's mum hearing about how Cody has made huge changes when he literally only started doing the bare minimum by showing her daughter common courtesy and basic human kindness. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/u7kbfdwS6s
— Slabberin (@slabberin) March 29, 2022
Selina's mum seeing the genetically and financially disappointing white loser coming back up the driveway with her daughter #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/r9UWLWQINv
— Slabberin (@slabberin) March 29, 2022
Me the whole time Selina’s mum is roasting the shit out of Cody #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Skqureh4tL
— Jessa (@jessamouse) March 29, 2022
At final vows, Cody told Selina that he had questioned whether his feelings were strong enough but ultimately he wanted to build a future with her. Selina listed all of Cody’s faults before deciding to stay with him.
WHY ARE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN ALWAYS SETTLING FOR THE MOST UNIMPRESSIVE DULL GRONK MEN GAWD SELINA WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER #mafsau
— Petra Starke ?? (@petstarr) March 29, 2022
Just leave him, Selina. Otherwise this is your life with him. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/4yBLdEKTnH
— Jason (@Jasonpfit) March 29, 2022
In the aftermath of the dinner party, Ella and Mitch have moved into separate rooms. Mitch visited Ella to tell her he will never meet her emotional needs and wasn’t the man for her. Ella deserves better.
Mitch: refuses to put in the work to make relationship work.
Also Mitch: this is your fault that I’m not the right person for you. #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 29, 2022
Mitch: I’m clearly not the person for ya!
Australia: Correct!… because you’re a completely self absorbed f@ckboi, asshat… devoid of empathy and any emotion maturity or awareness. The way you treat this beautiful woman ??♀️ #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LLhGpoWPaW— Melly (@Melly29306460) March 29, 2022
Mitch: *Breathes incorrectly in the direction of Queen Ella*
Me: #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/8dQHBqV8fE
— Slabberin (@slabberin) March 29, 2022
At home on the Gold Coast, Mitch reflected on his journey with Ella. Meanwhile, Ella has removed her wedding band upon her arrival home to Melbourne.
Come on ladies. Being single is way better than dealing with the lack of emotional intelligence that's being displayed here #MAFSAU
— Shannon (@Shannonmaree83) March 29, 2022
Fuck this fucking backstreet boy. Take your blonde tips and turtlenecks and fuck off#MAFSAustralia #mafsau pic.twitter.com/vqNNK7CjDA
— Poppy (@Poppy45854074) March 29, 2022
My housemate who has been playing video games last few nights whilst I watched next to him has just yelled "you're too hot for him ella." even he knows.#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #mafsaunz
— The Bins (@ImJustSumGuy_69) March 29, 2022
Final vows kicks off. Ella began by telling Mitch that he hasn’t met her emotional needs and isn’t ready to commit, but then added he was worth risking it all to see where they could go. Uh oh! In return, Mitch said he refused to make a decision to commit to Ella. This man!
Mitch is the type of guy who will say he’s not about commitment and then marry the next girl he dates. ? #mafsau
— kath ? (@kath1641) March 29, 2022
Mitch: goes on a show about marrying a stranger
Also Mitch: I can’t do commitment #mafs #mafsau
— spicy amy (@spicyamy1) March 29, 2022
Okay hear me out but Ella would make such a good bachelorette #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/4j92oNF1CE
— Weslee (@WSpark98NZ2) March 29, 2022
“Decisions are hard”
You’ve had eight weeks you bin chicken. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 29, 2022
Mitch, I gotta say.. I don’t rate ya brah #MAFS #MAFSAU
— trent (@TRG19) March 29, 2022
With Mitch out of the picture, MAFS fans have an idea for whose arms Ella should be running towards.
Now dry those tears and run, Queen Ella
Go get your real King #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/aC2LKsSVbD
— Carbie B (@bishcheese) March 29, 2022
Dear Experts… you’re welcome ? #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/qYrYWSgVV5
— Melly (@Melly29306460) March 29, 2022
Brent and Ella – LETS MAKE IT A THING #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/1ZRUGf0TU8
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 29, 2022
Jack was still reeling from Olivia’s comments at the dinner party. Dom and Jack said their goodbyes as they separated to make their decision. Back home, Jack was struggling with the lack of definitiveness he has gotten from Dom regarding their relationship status.
i’m truly convinced that they’re soulmates. they were made for each other #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/8TJhHfbv9j
— alysha ♡ dom stan acc (@intosneedy) March 29, 2022
would just like to talk about jack and finn’s matching outfits #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QXBcHofibE
— tasha ? (@womenjpg) March 29, 2022
i adore them with my whole heart #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/AEqsI0Hwk8
— alysha ♡ dom stan acc (@intosneedy) March 29, 2022
Jack and Dom’s final vows (of course) took place in the rain, with Dom removing her shoes and running up to Jack. He told Dom he wanted to continue their relationship and Dom agreed. Jack threw his umbrella away and they kissed as raindrops fell down upon them. This is romance!
CRYING. SCREAMING. PASSING OUT. GIGGLING. IN LOVE. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/a6IxwP4Hm4
— jas? (@jas_oatmilkstan) March 29, 2022
Why don’t you just come to my house and rip my heart directly out of my chest Channel 9?! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/OgCqlrCx0F
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 29, 2022
Hey #mafs producers. For the reunion, please can we arrange a camera to film Al’s reactions in real-time and display picture-in-picture style? Consider it an drama interpreter service. #mafsau pic.twitter.com/XRGXpZtEs0
— Builder Bird (@builderbird) March 29, 2022
Bring on the reunion!
The reunion will be a festival of Al’s facial expressions #mafs #mafsaustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/TtdOxFemnv
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) March 29, 2022