Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Premiere Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Cancel your plans for the next two months. Dump your partner. Quit your job. Say goodbye to your loved ones. Hug your dog. That’s right, Married at First Sight is back on TV so your normal life is about to be turned upside down.
It’s time to get used to living on your couch and only moving to collect your UberEats from the door. Tonight we got a glimpse of the brides and grooms who will soon occupy our entire existence. They seem nice, for the most part.
On the season’s premiere we met the first two couples that our experts Trisha, Mel, and John have matched together. Cathy and Josh seem like an actual dream match, while Poppy and Luke got off to a rocky start but eventually hit it off. Like usual, the best lols came from the live commentary on Twitter.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight premiere retold via hilarious tweets:
It’s good to be back.
Alright people. Let's the #mafs season begin #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/AVh190OKyI
— Katie (@KatieMaree_88) February 3, 2020
Okay Australia, #MAFSAU is back,where my shade throwing squad @? pic.twitter.com/vbYDeFCgr2
— Kezzy ? (@Doreen_Kezzy) February 3, 2020
Me heading to the couch for a big night of #SurvivorAU and #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ZfkUtywfSG
— Pam Whaley (@PamelaWhaley) February 3, 2020
All the brides and grooms are brought together for their rowdy hens and grooms parties.
The #MAFS bucks party is literally just “hey mate, yeah mate, that’s good mate, haha yeah mate ay, aaaayyyeee, want a beer mate? Aaayyye"
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 3, 2020
These outfits remind me of my grandmas China we were never allowed to touch. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KzrrmlzijN
— Cin_Emily (@johnnypop69) February 3, 2020
Australia isn't used to having an Ivan that seems half decent tbh#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/IwTmGg867F
— bishcheese (@bishcheese) February 3, 2020
We met Poppy and fell for her hard.
‘he had a terrible accident, he tripped and fell and landed in his co-workers vagina’ #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tkKhrdEXPl
— ????? ❀ (@emilypriestly) February 3, 2020
Poppy talking about her cheating PRICK of a ex..
Every woman in Australia pic.twitter.com/3Toa54OQU5
— TV ??Junkie (@ammestar) February 3, 2020
The experts make their choices, matching Cathy and Josh, along with Poppy and Luke.
I'm launching a dating app where 7 men send me their shirts to sniff then I pick one to go on a date with #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pKGM3J9fKR
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 3, 2020
Spotting the mini party pies at a social gathering like… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/L9KDJfqNVM
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 3, 2020
Let’s get to the science. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ZUjFmYZ0Xx
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) February 3, 2020
And some people think us Aussie have no culture #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/8xHHvB9NoM
— bishcheese (@bishcheese) February 3, 2020
Cathy and Josh make the perfect couple and we must ship them IMMEDIATELY.
she had a dream his name was josh? here? in australia? where 80% of men are josh? wow. #MAFS
— bri williams (@willsybee) February 3, 2020
SHE HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM IT IS FATE SHAKESPEARE TOLD US THIS WOULD HAPPEN #MAFS
— mk ?☁️ (@itsmariekelly) February 3, 2020
JOSH AND CATHY ARE OFFICIALLY MY PARENTS #MAFS
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 3, 2020
Mel, I’m with you, I’d also like to talk about Josh #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/WRepufx9bz
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 3, 2020
While Poppy let her nerves get the better of her and became awkward AF with Luke.
The Jim Beam has worn off and Poppy has realised she's left the kids at home alone. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 3, 2020
TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME POPPY FREAKS OUT #mafs pic.twitter.com/NhpSEB9g8q
— Unlucky (@unluckylingerie) February 3, 2020
Say “my kids” one more time. I dare you. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/BJFZbhb2LA
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) February 3, 2020
poppy: i cant do this, i miss my kids
poppy’s kids at their aunts house:
#MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZDYszw2Y1L— Haydn Hickson (@haydn_hickson) February 3, 2020
Josh admitted to Cathy that he’s “crushing hard” and our hearts can’t take it.
JOSH: I’m stoked in you. Crushin’ hard. Primo bantz, hey. Holy demon!
CATHY: I felt like we’ve built a connection. Josh could be the one.#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) February 3, 2020
Oh yes. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/bbWcpy2tNh
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 3, 2020
Bring on this shitshow.
can’t wait to waste my time and brain cells watching #MarriedAtFirstSight for the next few weeks #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xK4q81DvhU
— linda (@senoritalindav) February 3, 2020