LIZZIE’S BACK: Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
It’s the highlight of any healthy, level-headed person’s day: watching Married at First Sight and escaping the banality of your own life while judging the messy lives of others.
Tonight we were reunited with a favourite from last season, Lizzie, who is getting a second chance at love after 2019’s trainwreck of a marriage with Sam — a body-shaming douche who ended up cheating on her with Ines, before everyone involved exited the experiment early.
But now Lizzie is back and matched with someone who couldn’t be any more opposite to her previous TV hubby. Sebastian seems kind, a bit dorky, and actually appreciates Lizzie.
Another new couple, Kasey and Drew, also walked down the aisle and I honestly can’t remember a single interesting thing about them, so let’s get to the tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets
Lizzie is back and we were all forced to relive that whole garbage fire with Sam.
i had forgotten how disastrous lizzie and sam were until this montage,, he really ain't no king dingaling #mafs
— سمية (@sumyianasim) March 2, 2020
Occupation: returning MAFS bride… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/NZBwVAC61d
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) March 2, 2020
#MAFS #MAFSAU Experts figuring out how to fuck Lizzie over again for the second time: pic.twitter.com/Pgq5XkZWK9
— Beebb (@BiancaAkbari) March 2, 2020
Does anyone else remember that Lizzie is a bit NQR
But also a genius #MAFS pic.twitter.com/8v06ehRUkp— Fat Nyfe (@HamstringAware1) March 2, 2020
New groom Sebastian actually seems like a lovely guy and a decent match for Lizzie.
Anyone else getting Simon Wiggle vibes from Seb? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/aMN31rV269
— Bree Live Tweet (@breelivetweet) March 2, 2020
Is that the "Are you making fun of my automobile?" guy? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/uJKO6wtK0q
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 2, 2020
Dancer Kasey and musician Drew appear to be another promising union.
Oh poor Drew, I'm sure he's never met any women at the weddings he's played at. Nope, no way. #MAFS
— Higgo (@Higgo74) March 2, 2020
Girls: if he's in his thirties and tucks his ears under his hat, there's 100% chance that he's a fuck boy. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/kAhf6wY5I0
— Basic is the new average (@Drake181) March 2, 2020
Casey: feeling the heat at 31 to marry
Me at 32: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ppcr6B7qXw
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 2, 2020
But Kasey lost her shit over the fact that Drew dared to have a housemate who was…a girl. The absolute horror.
Drew: I live with a girl.
KC: pic.twitter.com/H5M4vCwsTG
— Andrew (@worldofarod) March 2, 2020
Is Jessie the housemate going to be the #MAFS version of Amie from the dog park in Ali's season of #BacheloretteAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 2, 2020
KC, you're the one throwing out those red flags #MAFS
— Ignatius (@__Ignatius) March 2, 2020
Lizzie’s mum grilled Seb but he took it like a champ.
Lizzies Mum has already made a voodoo doll of Seb #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/S3JkL1nMzZ
— anthony ? (@IceCreamTony) March 2, 2020
When he says he doesn’t put pizza in the toaster #MAFS pic.twitter.com/F3bgPPsDgn
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 2, 2020
Lizzie's mother with every word Seb says…#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/2dsi2koZRF
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 2, 2020
WE SHIP LIZZIE AND SEB.
OMG OMG OMG OMG HE LIKES HER KNOWING WHO SHE IS OMG OMG OMG! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mMJsvQyL6O
— So Many Earrings (@SoManyEarrings) March 2, 2020
I swear to fcking god. If Sebastian hurts Lizzie I will hunt him down and I will end him. #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/CaRiDQTpn0
— Elsie (@elsielou77) March 2, 2020
There's no way my family loves me enough to attend 2 Married At First Sight weddings #mafs
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) March 2, 2020