The Final ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold Via Funny Tweets
If you were already confused about the state of the world, tonight’s Married at First Sight commitment ceremony being held on a Wednesday night won’t help matters.
This week’s MAFS schedule has been a hot mess, with the dinner party kicking off on a Tuesday and a rowdy girls/boys night to look forward to this Sunday. But tonight it was all about the final five couples deciding if they would stay in the experiment and enter their final week together.
We hoped that some of them would have finally called it a damn day, but alas all the couples are duking it out and heading towards their final vows next week. Spare a thought for Jonethen, who has now voted ‘Leave’ three weeks in a row. What a shitshow. Roll the tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
The experts grilled Steve over his choice to continue his relationship with Mishel despite not wanting to initiate any intimacy. They both voted to stay. Ooft.
Oh Steve claims his attraction to mishel is happening now, at the end #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IcGZ2h5OTe
— Hopzilla (@trinnybopper) March 18, 2020
Trish’s face when they said they didn’t share a bed #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oUUyMMBqIk
— GG (@ggg_samm) March 18, 2020
It might happen today, it might happen tomorrow. Who knows? It might happen down the track. Steve talking about when the shelves will be restocked with toilet paper. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Crazy Tan (@CrazyTans) March 18, 2020
AUSTRALIA WATCHING STEVE & MISHEL TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT ONE DAY THEY WILL BE MORE THAN FRIENDS! ? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/kGSlMgNsFE
— OFFICIAL_TAY_AUSTRALIA (@OFFICIAL_TAY_AU) March 18, 2020
KC and Drew relayed their messy week of ups and downs but ultimately choose to continue together into the final week.
Drew: ‘It was a bit like Armageddon’
YEAH, ARMAGEDDON GRILLED BY HER FAMILY, AM I RIGHT? #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ppbhti1TqJ
— Jen (@hertherevrywher) March 18, 2020
Trish: Have you been intimate yet?
Drew and KC:#MAFS
pic.twitter.com/Zew5eEYrU2— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 18, 2020
When Dr Trish hears that Drew and KC finally boned: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/fdZA9B9Y7n
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 18, 2020
Trish with her sex questions and comments #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/3eCy6n7sPZ
— Loddy (@sumwheresmiling) March 18, 2020
Stacey expressed doubt over whether she trusted Michael after she found out he had to move to Melbourne for three months but eventually voted ‘Stay’, as did Michael.
Michael wouldn’t be the first person to send a fake email to himself to get out of a relationship #mafs #mafsau
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 18, 2020
I'd prefer it if Michael DIDN'T set foot in Melbourne for the rest of eternity… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uOlQl4sk6E
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 18, 2020
Michael alone in Melbourne for 3 months without Stacey#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/RyWcbam0ZD
— FollowingLightning (@courtyyears) March 18, 2020
Stacey would give precisely zero fucks if Michael pissed off to Melbourne if he gave her a credit card to keep her company#MAFS #MAFSAU
— shiesty (@bishcheese) March 18, 2020
Michael: *has to stay in Melbourne for work*
Stacey: *wants that mansion/credit card/trophy wife lifestyle*#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/jNhEQHyzSP— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 18, 2020
Lizzie said she was worried that her family didn’t approve of Seb but they both agreed to stay together for the final stage of the experiment.
Lizzie's parents don't like Seb?
Do they not remember Sam???#mafs
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 18, 2020
Wow Lizzie. Just WOW! So you felt so good when Seb stepped up for you but looks like you can't do the same.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/vC0JZSEBpb
— Sidney Carter (@DarkThoughts91) March 18, 2020
Connie unravelled when it was her turn to sit on the experts’ couch. Jonethen voted to leave and Connie left the room before returning and…voting to stay. Whyyyyyyyyyy.
omgg everytime they show connie i just wanna give her a hug pls she deserves every happiness the prettiest angel #mafs pic.twitter.com/DMRIPUWrp3
— ????? ✰ (@ultrcaviolence) March 18, 2020
Jonathen: I’m not attracted to you.
Connie:#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/k3DFYNdd6S— Las Wijayatilake (@LasandroFlores) March 18, 2020
jon trying to figure out if he’s attracted to connie or not #mafs pic.twitter.com/qeXmI9MNp1
— ????? ✰ (@ultrcaviolence) March 18, 2020
Anyone else hope that tonight is the end of Connie and Jonethan?
Me:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/arSSBMbfh7
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 18, 2020
Good lord. Looks like Jonethen is stuck in the experiment for another week. Pray for him.
Jonny's face is priceless when she says stay…#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/5NkB23AYdm
— Pammy Tall (@91Tall) March 18, 2020
You absolutely fucking wrote what, Connie?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/P6x9k18HgK
— shiesty (@bishcheese) March 18, 2020
Jonathen…blink three times if you’re in danger. pic.twitter.com/8SSmJpz7Dq
— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) March 18, 2020
Can’t wait for this season to be over so I never have to see the fucked up abomination that is the spelling of ‘Jonethen’ again #mafs
— Hopzilla (@trinnybopper) March 18, 2020