The Best Tweets From Tonight’s Messy ‘MAFS’
We’re back for more Married at First Sight and sadly, there’s a lot less wine in my bottle since the beginning of this boring as hell episode.
Unfortunately, we seem to be at the stage of MAFS where all the most messy/dramatic people have now exited the experiment and we are just left with couples that are about as interesting to watch as ScoMo washing his hands.
You know that shit is grim when the majority of the episode is watching Mishel and Steve have the same argument over and over again on loop. Am I going mad? Haven’t we seen this all before? Are they playing repeats? When will the screaming in my head stop?!?
Anyways, enough about me! Let’s relive it all in humorous tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
Stacey expected to be treated to a luxurious date with Michael but instead got a shitty used car, a pie, and a Pop Top.
"Welcome to the biggest heap of shit you've ever seen"
[Michael's face appears]#mafs #mafsau— O'Malley (@Skualg) March 24, 2020
I feel so attacked right now if THATS a shitheap #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 24, 2020
Married at First Sight stars who deserved better in 2020 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tnNzB8QvHe
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 24, 2020
That clapped out Corolla key with a Lambo keychain is actually a perfect representation of Michael.
A total piece of shit with some fancy accessories #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 24, 2020
They've left the Bunnings chairs and pies behind!! Michael has truly lost touch with the common man! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9GVu0dtJOJ
— Alysia Koloamatangi (@oh_elbereth) March 24, 2020
Lizzie and Seb let our their wild sides as they vacayed among the tigers at a unique hotel. They later walked an actual cheetah and shared a romantic bath.
No “wild and crazy date” has ever started with the words “we’re going to Canberra” #mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 24, 2020
“I can relate to the cheetah. I’m going to call him Sam. Because of last season. Sam was a cheetah”. #mafs pic.twitter.com/VtTnzI0PQ7
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 24, 2020
Can someone tell these people that by the time they come out of the experiment, they ain't continuing anything. They'll be in lockdown.#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Billy Franklin (@billyhad) March 24, 2020
Despite a less than glamorous day together, Michael and Stacey bonded and made plans for the future.
Nothing more romantic than someone saying, "one day your looks will fade" #mafs pic.twitter.com/qmCsKcsURa
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 24, 2020
“Stacey is such a good chick… she drove a corolla once and sat in a deck chair. What a good person”
(Not a direct quote)#MAFS #MAFSAU— Alex Riewoldt (@alriewoldt) March 24, 2020
Close up of the letter from Stacey to Michael #mafs pic.twitter.com/JMvNsKx56l
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 24, 2020
Stacey: "I got you a wonderful gift for when you're in Melbourne Michael…a GPS tracker." #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3lIbe6R4kE
— Scott Gumbleton (@scottgumbleton) March 24, 2020
After a day at Luna Park in Sydney, Mishel finally told Steve how she feels about how he played her during the experiment.
Preparing myself for Steve and Mishel tonight: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Kbxocl7TlM
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 24, 2020
Steve: “I’m ready to show Mishel more affection”
Steve showing more affection:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/eu0wRMJSpp— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) March 24, 2020
Steve’s fears:
1. Swimming
2. Heights
3. Having sex with Mishel— anthony ? (@IceCreamTony) March 24, 2020
Meshel: “when me and Steve are together we have a great time”
Also Meshel and Steve:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/T21jb8Rbdf
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 24, 2020
YOU ??HAVE ?? NOT ?? KISSED ?? HER ?? IN ?? EIGHT ?? WEEKS ?? IT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN #mafs #mafsau
— Zoe Moon (@MissZoeLaLa) March 24, 2020
GRANDPA JUST GAVE HER A PECK ON THE CHEEK! GO HOME MISHEL#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/hnwAK3QHDB
— Tara Monteiro (@taraa_yo) March 24, 2020
The episode ended with Steve briefly laying in bed with Mishel before jumping out to sleep in another room alone. If that’s not true (made for TV) love, I don’t know what is?
Steve: Come here, give me a cuddle.
*20 seconds later*
Steve: Alright, cuddle your stuffed toy. Bye!#MAFS pic.twitter.com/vTwLym54Tl
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 24, 2020
Mishel: I don't think there is going to be romance in this relationship
All of Australia right now: #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/JssctQOB5s
— O'Malley (@Skualg) March 24, 2020