Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Dinner Retold Via Funny Tweets
We’re back for more Married at First Sight and let’s be real for a quick sec: that episode sucked, like it was actually godawful.
On tonight’s dinner party Mishel and Steve argued over intimacy, Drew had a go at KC for being materialistic, and Michael quizzed Stacey over whether she was just with him for his money. If this sounds like the exact plot of the last three episodes, hell, the last three weeks, then you’d be spot on.
Pls MAFS producers, give us something fresh to work with because this repetitive nonsense has done my head in. Thank god the experts were there to shamelessly judge the remaining contestants from a darkened room because that’s the only reason we’re all still watching this shitshow.
While the episode was a dud, the tweets were straight fire.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
The final couples watched their old audition tapes and we all cringed internally.
Michael: It turns out I was a total dick
All of Australia: Was?#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Y9mj5Jayic
— O'Malley (@Skualg) March 25, 2020
I’m affectionate when it’s warranted ? #mafs pic.twitter.com/l6RQnTncXh
— Daylight (@4Cate) March 25, 2020
Me and Connie were practicing self-isolation before it was cool #MAFS
— stepho mode (@hazzamynazza) March 25, 2020
Watching Connie watching Connie… #mafs #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/go46Fzx5la
— Laura (@lawz500) March 25, 2020
Steve’s glasses were certainly…a choice.
Did I miss something? Are we watching Mishel’s audition tape in 3D? #MAFS #mafsaunz #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/OptFn3PLAb
— Katherine Murphy (@KathMurphy5) March 25, 2020
Finally worked out where I have seen Steve before.. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LrSEKgWDkJ
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) March 25, 2020
Unsure if Steve, or bad guy from ‘Snatch’ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LOuA7ilv4a
— D ▵▿ I D (@dav1d71) March 25, 2020
At the dinner party, John gatecrashed the party to serve the couples some tricky questions to answer. In a very awkward moment, Lizzie admitted she wasn’t in love with Seb.
Dr John thinks this is a stable group of people? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/cwUvKzVvxT
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 25, 2020
“Are you in love with me?”
“No”#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/rMMyUE02Zq— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 25, 2020
KC and Drew butted heads again over whether she was too materialistic.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for this chick for selling her Rolex and half her designer bags? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vKxRo2GoBw
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 25, 2020
#mafs #mafsau Kasey: I’ve sold my Rolex pic.twitter.com/v9bBSRAyV0
— It's not rocket science (@MarkMImage) March 25, 2020
KC hun, Drew has an enormous stuffed animal in his lounge room…remember that #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 25, 2020
Despite having to answer some tough question, Stacey and Michael seemed to grow even closer together.
Stacey: I’m worried that you’re going to fall back into old habits.
Michael: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2T9CMKlJbW
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 25, 2020
I’ve still got my ex-boyfriends credit card micheal, I don’t need you bby how dare you! #MAFS
— CD (@cassandra_drum) March 25, 2020
Connie told the group she was annoyed that in Jonethen’s audition tape he said he was affectionate yet he said the opposite to her.
Connie is dragging the fuck out of Jonethan in front of everyone and he fucking deserves it #MAFS pic.twitter.com/xtIxf0bjYm
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 25, 2020
*Jonathen writes leave for three consecutive weeks*
Connie: I think you’ve stayed for the right reasons#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xkwaatuu3B
— Las Wijayatilake (@LasandroFlores) March 25, 2020
He’s not taking it seriously because he wants to leave #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DU9Iallg5L
— Daylight (@4Cate) March 25, 2020
For the 28th time this season, Mishel and Steve argued over their relationship’s lack of intimacy.
Steve: I’m so glad I got to meet this wonderful girl.
Mishel: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/zzCfhXikmi
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 25, 2020
Oh fuck me
We're REALLY going to be subjected to this Steve and Mishel conversation for the umpteenth time? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/HazA5oXGem
— shiesty (@bishcheese) March 25, 2020
Mishel: why won’t you f**k me?
Steve:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/qqu7rvVVhA— Las Wijayatilake (@LasandroFlores) March 25, 2020
Steve argument came undone when he accidentally said he wouldn’t be staying with Mishel, admitting that his time with her inspired him to start dating older women — just not Mishel. Oops.
Steve you done fucked up #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nTC03cccBd
— Tara Monteiro (@taraa_yo) March 25, 2020
Ol mate Steve is KILLING question time tonight #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/EvwM3eZn9g
— Las Wijayatilake (@LasandroFlores) March 25, 2020