Tonight’s ‘Intruder Alert’ Bachy Episode Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Hi. Hello. How are you. We’re back for another week of The Bachelorette madness and thankfully super creep Jess has become a distant memory.
Like seriously, last week’s garbage fire now just feels like a bad dream. This week we got to know our bachelorette a bit better and honestly…I LOVE HER. Angie in a fancy helicopter, trying not to dry-heave is the most relatable this show has ever been.
Plus, the boys keep pulling back even more layers. Who could have guessed that Ciarran could not only string a sentence together but be so effortlessly charming at the same time? My crush continues to intensify and I don’t know how to feel.
Luckily, Twitter was there to break it all down.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:
Jackson got taken on the second date, which involved a lot of Angie trying not to vom in a helicopter.
“you can spew in my top pocket if you want” – the most romantic yet Australian thing ever said @BacheloretteAU #bacheloretteAU
— charlotte borland 💫 (@charborland__) October 16, 2019
Angie vomiting on a first date is honestly so relatable. Most men make me sick too. #BacheloretteAU
— Carly Heading (@carlyylalaa) October 16, 2019
Power spewing pre pash, I feel like I’m back at a formal after party #BacheloretteAU
— Adrianna Connelly (@adriannapc) October 16, 2019
“I cleaned my teeth so I think we should kiss”
👏👏👏#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/NxFyPwDEBE— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) October 16, 2019
On the group date, ‘the dog whisperer’ aka Ryan crashed the party and the boys (especially Timm) got super jealous.
OMG PLOT TWIST!!!
This reminds me of Sophie Monk and Stu Laundry #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/D6cFwkirnr
— Cathy Crawley (@cathy_crawley) October 16, 2019
not too sure about Ryan’s tatt tbh #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fma4yr3r1x
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 16, 2019
Ryan seems ok but they should’ve brought back the dog c*nt whisperer #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/NH4tQCVKdP
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast 🌹 (@BOHpod) October 16, 2019
Ciarran slayed the challenge and won alone time with Angie.
The most unexpected plot twist of this season: I have a crush on Ciarran #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/elC0SJgNsN
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 16, 2019
ciaran…. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ddDnq572Qq
— evie but scarier (@yeevz_) October 16, 2019
Me when Ciarran says he’s had a nose job and gives no fucks and is how everyone should be over any work they want to get done.#bacheloretteau https://t.co/lO3S4zNGl1
— Ellen (@Ellz88) October 16, 2019
At the cocktail party, the boys agreed to not rush at Angie or compete for time. Jamie immediately broke that promise.
The guys: let’s respect Angie’s choices and let her make the moves! Let’s not create drama for Angie!
Jamie: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/960eHClDcp— Annie Papas (@anniepapas) October 16, 2019
Timm is a walking bogan Geneva Convention and I’m here for it #BacheloretteAU
— Gabriella McLennan (@gab_mclennan) October 16, 2019
#BacheloretteAU personal theory Jamie is diet Joe from You. Not a full stalker, just, in the region pic.twitter.com/sVdsbWCO9f
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) October 16, 2019
Jamie is about three steps away from wearing Angie's skin as a mask #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 16, 2019
I am not getting crazy stalker vibes at all. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/PIAc5tIK1F
— O'Malley (@Skualg) October 16, 2019
The bro code has been compromised and Haydn is LIVID.
Everybody: bro code established
Jamie: goes to Angie (breaks bro code)
Everyone:
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/m24VDJH7Ne— pink void (@2007meltdown) October 16, 2019
good thing jamie wasn’t on the dog date cuz he sure is dogging the boys #BacheloretteAU
— evie but scarier (@yeevz_) October 16, 2019
ngl i'm confused as to why none of these people are wearing animal costumes #BacheloretteAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) October 16, 2019
A man called Mitch was there and presented Angie with an ultimatum. I’m sorry, who?
Mitch: we've had too little time together
Also Mitch: I'm pissed so I'm not gonna come on that date #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/EnkTtnZsf2
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 16, 2019
Mitch: i hurt my ankle and didn’t want to sit on a group date, give me a rose
Jamie Lee: I literally sat alone by a fire for like 6 hours in a moon boot for THE HONEY BADGER#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/DFmkouSz2L— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 16, 2019
At the rose ceremony, we said goodbye to Mitch (duh) and Zac Efron Lite.
kayde when he didn’t receive a rose #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/h3P6jx3C2D
— evie but scarier (@yeevz_) October 16, 2019
Guess that Zefron wannabe didn't have his head in the game… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lRcTDEitgc
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) October 16, 2019
Eventually Jamie is going to just appear by Angie’s bed in the middle of the night all like:
“Can I grab you for a quick chat?”#BacheloretteAU— Michelle 🐿💨 (@MichelleMackey1) October 16, 2019