Tonight’s ‘Bachelorette’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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What do we want? Another episode of The Bachelorette! When do want it? Approx 7:30pm every Wednesday and Thursday night!

Tonight’s episode was particularly cringeworthy and no, I’m not even talking about Jamie’s rainbow socks. The boys all had to perform a stand-up comedy routine and, as they’re normal people and not comedians, it was an awkward mess.

Ryan got his first date which involved some random made-up fire rescue before he and Angie bonded over their palms being sweaty, still unconfirmed if their knees were weak, or arms were heavy. (We have fun here at Punkee!)

Let’s go through the whole trashfire in funny tweets!

Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:

On a group date, the boiz had to perform a stand-up comedy routine and it was mostly awful.

Ciarran and Timm were the only ones to pull it off.

In the end, Angie crowned Ciarran as the comedy king, so he won alone time and a pash.

Intruder Ryan was whisked away to fight fire and sweat from his hands on his first solo date.

At the cocktail party, Jamie decided to gift Angie a pair of…rainbow socks.

Ryan got the boys offside for spending time with Angie despite having a rose.

Then finally at the rose ceremony, three boys were booted but thankfully we never bothered to learn their names.