Tonight’s ‘Bachelorette’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
What do we want? Another episode of The Bachelorette! When do want it? Approx 7:30pm every Wednesday and Thursday night!
Tonight’s episode was particularly cringeworthy and no, I’m not even talking about Jamie’s rainbow socks. The boys all had to perform a stand-up comedy routine and, as they’re normal people and not comedians, it was an awkward mess.
Ryan got his first date which involved some random made-up fire rescue before he and Angie bonded over their palms being sweaty, still unconfirmed if their knees were weak, or arms were heavy. (We have fun here at Punkee!)
Let’s go through the whole trashfire in funny tweets!
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:
On a group date, the boiz had to perform a stand-up comedy routine and it was mostly awful.
Fuck me, doing an unprepared stand-up routine is the most hectic baptism by fire imaginable #BacheloretteAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) October 23, 2019
This is gonna be me every time the guys attempt a joke #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ZChp7dhRXk
— Skye (@SkyeLH7) October 23, 2019
I've never seen this man in my life #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Ut9QEEzA8r
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 23, 2019
if jamie was on this group date #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/LDFKZCF1b6
— lauryn (@motelcalifcrnia) October 23, 2019
Ciarran and Timm were the only ones to pull it off.
Doing an entire set in tribute to your own dong and everyone is into it #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/OBBNO9yJiM
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) October 23, 2019
Please raise your hands if you didn't think when this show started that you'd be rooting for Ciarren and falling in love with him
Audience: #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/dV5jTKUpJd
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) October 23, 2019
I, for one, wanna hear if Timm caught the goose #bacheloretteau
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 23, 2019
In the end, Angie crowned Ciarran as the comedy king, so he won alone time and a pash.
Family is huge for me. What’s a sibling? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Uf1FHB2zVM
— Ed Vassie (@edvassiewrites) October 23, 2019
I LOVE CIARRAN! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/I9td4XLqlF
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) October 23, 2019
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▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔#BacheloretteAU— Lauryn (@laurynstweets) October 23, 2019
Intruder Ryan was whisked away to fight fire and sweat from his hands on his first solo date.
Producer A: Jamie's hanging for a date hey
Producer B: She's choosing Ryan but let's just get a firetruck and mess with him.The rest of the production team #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/ThYXx7WKAf
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) October 23, 2019
Angie fucking with Jamie by not inviting him, the only fireman, on a fire truck themed date #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/YtcspSkygy
— Indiana ? (@honeybeeeee3) October 23, 2019
"Now that he's not next to a dog i don't care about ryan anymore" – my boyfriend#BacheloretteAU
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) October 23, 2019
This dude is boring!! Seems like the type of bloke that would wear sunnies on the back of his neck #BacheloretteAU
— Liam Hearne (@LiamHearne) October 23, 2019
At the cocktail party, Jamie decided to gift Angie a pair of…rainbow socks.
“Angie loves my rainbow socks” (Jaime, 2019) is this season’s “breadstick” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/xpPK2LRw18
— Ed Vassie (@edvassiewrites) October 23, 2019
Noone:
Absolutely noone:Jamie: THOSE SOCKS ARE HOW I WILL WIN THIS GAME #bacheloretteau
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) October 23, 2019
Found a pic of Jamie #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/2VekDgM6R3
— happydays (@f22bmw) October 23, 2019
Ryan got the boys offside for spending time with Angie despite having a rose.
the boys every single cocktail party #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/AWBT5jXSOn
— Josella Bray (@JosellaB) October 23, 2019
WE HAVE DECIDED TO STAN FOREVER ?? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dVmsknnjXc
— Beca ? (@becasammut) October 23, 2019
How do I sign up for 'I'm Here To Make Mates' it sounds like a nice show #BacheloretteAU
— jess mckenzie (@_jeloise) October 23, 2019
me last week when (my favourite) timm took angie for secret private time after getting a single date: YESSSSSSSSS, LOVE YOU TIMM
me this week when ryan takes angie for a secret private time after a single date: GTFO, you MORON.. HAVE SOME RESPECT… DISGUSTING#BacheloretteAU
— lauryn (@motelcalifcrnia) October 23, 2019
Timm remembering he did the same thing as Ryan last week #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kB24oRUi0Y
— Chelsea McLaughlin (@chelseamnz) October 23, 2019
Then finally at the rose ceremony, three boys were booted but thankfully we never bothered to learn their names.
Cool, Glenn got through! Wait, who the fuck is Glenn? #BacheloretteAU
— TheOracleofDelta (@OracleofThe) October 23, 2019
I think this is the last episode we’ll be saying “who the fuck is that” at a rose ceremony #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/05SzfXPlqh
— Beca ? (@becasammut) October 23, 2019