Tonight’s Hectic AF Bachy Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Well, damn. That was An Episode. The Bachelorette reached peak drama tonight as Jamie threw a bunch of fellas under the bus, worst of all Carlin.
It started off with the boys dressing up pretend children and ended with Jamie getting a dressing down by all of the blokes for spreading (potential) lies about Carlin. It all came to a head in the final minutes, concluding on a cliffhanger and Twitter is very much not okay.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:
The boys became dads in the group challenge and had to change and dress fake children. Jamie turned it into a nightmare.
Angie: “I’m not really a timeline kind of girl so I’m not putting any pressure on having kids.”
Also Angie: “Definitely want kids within the next 5 years.”#BacheloretteAU
— Helena Dominish (@HelenaDominish) October 30, 2019
“You can’t send your kid to school with no head.” Yet another phrase I never thought I’d hear 😂 #BacheloretteAU
— Melissa Loy (@MsLoysMusings) October 30, 2019
You know, without the removable body parts, children (toddlers) are that difficult to dress. #BacheloretteAU
— Daryl (@xwickedmindx) October 30, 2019
How do you do, fellow students? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/K7g3WUU2UU
— brendon, but pumpkins also (@BrendonFoye) October 30, 2019
Jackson won and they had a minty fresh pash.
Jackson has really come a long way from his disastrous start with the pie #BacheloretteAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) October 30, 2019
Oh Jackson if Angie won’t make you a you a DILF #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/yRYAJl8TO7
— Nope (@robyn56436920) October 30, 2019
In a surprise move, Carlin was chosen for a second date which was nice enough but pretty boring.
Osher: Good afternoo- wtf is going on here?
All the boys: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Oaajm915us— Tipsy Topsy Smirk (@TipsyTopsySmirk) October 30, 2019
They look I like a couple from a home loan commercial #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/xYnbduizdl
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) October 30, 2019
Has anyone in the history of beach going ever sat on the sand facing AWAY from the water? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/J59KuoZ0VS
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) October 30, 2019
LOL Angie put sunscreen on Carlin’s body and then he put a T-shirt on and now his face is burnt. I love Australian tv. #BacheloretteAu #TheBacheloretteAu
— millhouse (@lightastrike) October 30, 2019
At the cocktail party, Haydn was dumped for not wanting kids in his future. No one noticed he left. lol.
“I’m pretty sure Haydn’s been gone for two hours and no one’s even noticed!” 😂#BacheloretteAU
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) October 30, 2019
Timm: "I'm pretty sure Hayden's been gone for the last two hours?" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/1kqMWvnamH
— Tipsy Topsy Smirk (@TipsyTopsySmirk) October 30, 2019
Jamie told Angie that Carlin was on the show to be the next Bachelor and all hell broke loose.
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BlBL44yDwI
— karen ♡ (@kkarennnx) October 30, 2019
THEY’RE ALL UNGENUINE! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Kfm5htueFK
— Bridget (@staybridget) October 30, 2019
Definition: Ingenuine – that creepy feeling you get… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BiJAdD4kNA
— Kos Waldo (@kos_waldo) October 30, 2019
Jamie: “I’ll go home with dignity tonight” #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HK2JjXIjgv
— Alex🏳️🌈🕶 (@shouldabeenAlex) October 30, 2019
Jamie leaving with his “large” amount of dignity tonight #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Ym8ZwnAsSn
— Dave ☁️☁️☁️ (@DavePollard98) October 30, 2019
Jamie right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jRFGG8LdJd
— anthony 🍨 (@icecreamtony) October 30, 2019
WHO CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS WHEN CIARRAN IS SAD #BacheloretteAU
— Stephanie Van Schilt (@stephvanschilt) October 30, 2019
We are all dreading tomorrow night’s episode as things aren’t looking good for Ciarran.
me when the ‘next time’ popped up #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/0qyhfCaogG
— alexis meagan (@alexismeagan713) October 30, 2019
when ciarran inevitably leaves the mansion in tomorrow night’s episode #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/zEWAm9pQXj
— 🤖 (@kantoghoul) October 30, 2019