LMAO: Tonight’s Bonkers Bachy Retold In Hilarious Tweets
We’re back for another episode of The Bachelorette and it’s our first week without Ciarran. Oh, sweet misery, nice to see again.
Thankfully, we have good news! Ryan got caught out lying to Angie! What a sucker! Despite saying he would never have gone on The Bachelorette if it wasn’t for her, he had auditioned for Ali Oetjen’s season. The shade of it all.
Twitter was truly here for Ryan being called out and the tweets were too good.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold via its funniest tweets:
The lads got dressed up like granddads and ballroom danced with a crew of cougars. But we all low-key missed Ciarran’s presence.
BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY BLINDERS #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/iC1Ld6XWFM
— lauryn (@motelcalifcrnia) November 6, 2019
Fixed it #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/QG5urZ9Uit
— stan courtney love ♊️♏️♎️ (@lucysusanskyek) November 4, 2019
Me wondering what the point is without Ciarran #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/NK4IoppkqJ
— 🏹 ret 💗 (@Retta_Potterfan) November 6, 2019
why does carlin still look hot as an old man? he’s supposed to look like sam and richie when they were drowning in liver spots #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/k1bs9vcvpS
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) November 6, 2019
Timm’s dance partner was horny AF but everyone was too distracted by Carlin’s butt.
I mean, have you ever seen Timm and @timminchin in the same room?
I didn't think so. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zuPi3GM0HD
— Alex Anastassiou (@alexanasta_) November 6, 2019
Timm looks like someone I’d avoid in Kings Cross at 3am #bacheloretteau
— Beca 🌈 (@becasammut) November 6, 2019
Watching these boys try to dance is another big reason we need diversity in casting #BacheloretteAU
— Little Podge (@little_podge) November 6, 2019
Stoopid sexy Carlin #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kyP5Fm084z
— YLM (@YLM47838116) November 6, 2019
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/hrUGVBWw1l
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) November 6, 2019
Ryan won the dancing competition and Angie took him on a date with a love expert.
This entire scene. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/69UH8FdK8V
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) November 6, 2019
Hands up anyone else who'd blindfold Ryan then silently leave the room. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/w50WmeKRl2
— Carrie Hutchinson (@OzCopyGirl) November 6, 2019
Australia watching this date #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/WRKsYxXbF0
— мєαη тωιηк νιвєѕ (@lil_nazza) November 6, 2019
me thinking about how Jackson has unlimited access to pies, therefore should win #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/5oqMIVwNAC
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 6, 2019
every time i see ryan i miss ciarran even more. it's like replacing a box of fireworks with a spoonful of flour. and a dog. #BacheloretteAU
— lauryn (@laurynstweets) November 6, 2019
There was a shake up at the cocktail as Angie forced the blokes to reveal some harsh truths. It was here that Ryan was exposed for lying about his history with reality TV.
#BacheloretteAU this is when Angie will find out who is being genuine and who is ingenuine
— Nikki Ryan (@Nikkijryan82) November 6, 2019
“And then he kept saying ‘ingenuine’” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Wak4BfUiqq
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) November 6, 2019
"So I've got Abbie's sloppy seconds!!" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eQ7vc0SRjq
— мєαη тωιηк νιвєѕ (@lil_nazza) November 6, 2019
dear bachelorette lords, we’ll give you Ryan if you give us Ciarran back. #BacheloretteAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) November 6, 2019
Me when Ryan gets sent home (hopefully) #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lvrPFLW9YJ
— Indiana 🌹 (@honeybeeeee3) November 6, 2019
Ryan: I applied for Bachie before…
Angie: WTF
Timm's face:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UXsrYkRMWb— Tipsy Topsy Smirk (@TipsyTopsySmirk) November 6, 2019
But somehow Ryan stayed as Alex and Matt were left roseless. No one was surprised.
I wonder who will be going tonight! Will it be one of the four who have gotten constant air time, or one of the two who we’ve only really met tonight? Can’t wait to find out #BacheloretteAU
— Alice 🤙🏻 (@alicevictoria19) November 6, 2019
My face when I find out who's leaving tonight: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/2raxDDoqAB
— O'Malley (@Skualg) November 6, 2019