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The Funniest Tweets From ‘The Bachelorette’ Premiere

The Bachelorette is back, baby! It’s like Christmas, especially if you’re single and horny!

The first episode was a real mixed bag. After a host of bizarre arrivals, drama went down as Jess came for Jamie for telling Angie he had said he would reject the yellow rose. Tears were shed, tea was spilled, grass was cut, but most importantly…fun was had!

Of course, all the best action went down on Twitter.

Tonight’s The Bachelorette premiere retold in hilarious tweets:

Let’s get into it! Angie is already one of the best Bachy’s ever. First up we meet Timm, he loves sunflowers and is adorable.

Then there’s dreamy Carlin, who must be protected at all costs.

Kayde really he think he looks like Zac Efron…umm, OK sure.

Jamie is an emotional fireman who is giving us Jarrod vibes.

There is a rose that wins the fella 24 hours with Angie which is A LOT of time.

We immediately hate Jess, our new villain.

Undercover brother, Brad, is unmasked.

Two boys get sent home but Jess somehow gets a rose after pausing to accept. How dare he.