35 Tweets You’ll Find Hilarious If ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is Your Religion
There are few things in life as comforting as sitting down at the end of a long day and watching Vanderpump Rules.
The show is responsible for some of the most iconic moments in the history of television (was it about the pasta?!) and its ridiculous cast are simultaneously loveable and downright abhorrent (looking at you, Jax).
As reality shows have come and gone, Vanderpump Rules has outlasted them all. The series is now in its seventh season and shows little sign of slowing down. Even Rihanna watches it, so you know it’s exceptionally good shit.
These tweeters understand that Vanderpump Rules is not just a reality show but a religion.
#1.
As a mom-to-be, I feel morally obligated to surround my child with good, enriching art, which is why I’ve just decided to start watching Vanderpump Rules.
— Angelina Mouseburgers (@chachch_changes) January 9, 2019
#2.
I’d like to sincerely thank Vanderpump Rules for being the constant guiding light in my life pic.twitter.com/eLgfbcmTpa
— Best Coast (@BestCoast) March 27, 2018
#3.
throw the Vanderpump Rules series into a time capsule. We need to preserve this art.
— Aaron (@young_stroots) December 24, 2018
#4.
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF IT'S STASSI'S BIRTHDAY IN THIS STASSI'S BIRTHDAY EPISODE OF STASSI'S BIRTHDAY RULES
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 3, 2014
#5.
truly, the core love story of vanderpump rules pic.twitter.com/XTFMectrnE
— zoe owens 🌙🌈👽 (@punkrockzo) February 20, 2019
#6.
Never forget that Sur, on Vanderpump Rules, stands for Sexy Unique Restaurant.
— roxane gay (@rgay) January 8, 2019
#7.
the Vanderpump Rules theme song absolutely deserves a Grammy
— frank costa (@feistyfrank) December 11, 2018
#8.
I am so sorry you all can't hear my rendition of the Vanderpump Rules theme song which I force my friends to listen to every Monday night it involves a very high pitched "RAISE YOUR GLASSES HIGH" and just gets better from there
— Leslie Grossman (@MissLeslieG) December 11, 2018
#9.
vanderpump rules: you know that it’s our time…
me: THESE ARE THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES pic.twitter.com/Wo7goX7Af8
— Christopher Eifler (@eiflertower) August 23, 2018
#10.
Can Katie just ONCE climb off her high horse and remember TEQUILA KATIE??? #PumpRules
— 88Trumans (@VickiGarcia13) February 19, 2019
#11.
Got engaged today. When do I start feeling the same level of entitlement Katie from Vanderpump Rules felt when she was planning her wedding in Season 5 pic.twitter.com/bMJhRj9Aq2
— Alexandra West (@ScareAlex) August 19, 2018
#12.
I’ve started watching Vanderpump Rules and pic.twitter.com/pnXrnlY5vU
— Patricia Hernandez (@xpatriciah) January 23, 2019
#13.
finally catching up on Vanderpump Rules I love these unrepentant sociopaths so much
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 10, 2018
#14.
part of the bartender certification process in new york city should be watching every episode of vanderpump rules and taking a little quiz
— #dan (@dan_allegretto) May 31, 2018
#15.
I don't think I will ever get over this Vanderpump Rules scene pic.twitter.com/xiZW3gpliv
— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) March 29, 2018
#16.
“Blackouts are God’s way of saying just don’t worry about it” -Vanderpump rules and my new life motto
— Morgan Berra (@morganberrabro) April 18, 2018
#17.
Season 1 vanderpump rules: Stassi is sorta insane
Season 2: I would vote for Stassi, to be president
— ancient krabman🦀🤠 (@SquidDad) January 30, 2019
#18.
do you think patrick from vanderpump rules is a onetime "incel"?
— Naomi Fry (@frynaomifry) May 4, 2018
#19.
“Rob broke up with me at 3:52am 127 days ago, he was wearing a green shirt and ate chicken nuggets for dinner” #VanderpumpRules pic.twitter.com/uff1GNffx1
— Jamie Lyn Hunter (@japplehunter) December 4, 2018
#20.
Some of you have never watched Vanderpump Rules and it really shows
— Michael 💍🌪💸 (@michael_filardo) January 9, 2019
#21.
just saw 2 minutes of something called ’Vanderpump Rules’ and now I need a drink or 17
— YOTTO (@yottomusic) January 31, 2019
#22.
Vanderpump Rules continues to be modern Shakespeare pic.twitter.com/rjqj6IX8mJ
— KB (@KaraRBrown) January 17, 2018
#23.
vanderpump rules is the best show in television history and if you disagree you are garbage
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 4, 2017
#24.
still riding on the adrenaline of season 2 vanderpump rules when its revealed that kristen + jax f'd on the couch while watching the movie drive
— simon pearl wish (@atreewithagrape) February 10, 2019
#25.
moment of silence for all the on-screen therapists of vanderpump rules. they were once children with dreams
— crissy (@crissymilazzo) February 12, 2019
#26.
“YOU DICK-PUNCHED MY HEART!!” man vanderpump rules continues to be the greatest show on tv
— samantha irby (@wordscience) January 16, 2019
#27.
Vanderpump Rules is the Seinfeld of reality television. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
— roxane gay (@rgay) January 29, 2019
#28.
"It's not about the pasta" is likely this generation's "These pretzels are making me thirsty." #PumpRules
— Priya Thomas (@priyathomas757) January 23, 2018
#29.
you can tell a lot about a person just by knowing which of the toms from vanderpump rules they think is the most attractive
— gettingbeatlikeyoustolesomething (@gblyss) December 30, 2018
#30.
The closed captions on Vanderpump Rules add another layer of comedy. This show is one of the best comedies on television. pic.twitter.com/yqldZ1nwxZ
— Scott Bromley (@Scott_Bromley) January 19, 2019
#31.
People: "what's your life ambition?"
Me: **sloppily pours vodka into cocktail glass while the Vanderpump Rules theme song plays**— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 2, 2016
#32.
Whenever someone tells me they started watching Vanderpump Rules because of me, I feel how I imagine missionaries feel when someone converts to their religion
— marula oil evangelist (@thegreat_PATsby) January 18, 2019
#33.
The "Vanderpump Rules" producers trying to come up with new combinations of cast members cheating on each other: pic.twitter.com/ipvaoACb6k
— Alyssa Vingan Klein (@alyssavingan) January 9, 2018
#34.
There are two types of people in the world: Ones who have gotten over themselves & embraced Vanderpump Rules or complete dumbasses.
— Slendermommy (@molls) April 4, 2017
#35.
Vanderpump Rules is the best thing that’s happened to me.
— Mads McGill (@madtherad) February 26, 2019
Amen.