The Funniest Tweets From ‘The Bachelorette’ Premiere
The Bachelorette is back, baby! It’s like Christmas, especially if you’re single and horny!
The first episode was a real mixed bag. After a host of bizarre arrivals, drama went down as Jess came for Jamie for telling Angie he had said he would reject the yellow rose. Tears were shed, tea was spilled, grass was cut, but most importantly…fun was had!
Of course, all the best action went down on Twitter.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette premiere retold in hilarious tweets:
Let’s get into it! Angie is already one of the best Bachy’s ever. First up we meet Timm, he loves sunflowers and is adorable.
I am very here for the Bachelorette talking about thinking with her vagina within 7 minutes of the first episode #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 9, 2019
i'm not saying they've dressed angie like tonya harding but… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Q07d6mL5je
— Andrea (@bethwoodvilles) October 9, 2019
Imagine naming your kid Tim – literally the easiest name in the world – and throwing on an extra 'm' forcing poor, basic Tim into a lifetime of spelling his name to fucking everyone
Cruelty #BacheloretteAU
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) October 9, 2019
Why are everyone’s names spelt wrong???? #BacheloretteAU
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) October 9, 2019
Then there’s dreamy Carlin, who must be protected at all costs.
Me trying to figure out how has Carlin has existed on this earth for 30 years as a single man #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/ztGUXxXCbT
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 9, 2019
carlin #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/ZVymbkbcXS
— 잘자 우리 종현아. (@caughtnyacts) October 9, 2019
if everyone could please stop tweeting about my boyfriend Carlin!!!! it's very rude!!!!! he and i are very happy together #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/EajGL3Qy19
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 9, 2019
Kayde really he think he looks like Zac Efron…umm, OK sure.
Babe. Ya don’t. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/IqLBXFc2j0
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) October 9, 2019
What you order online vs what shows up #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/gUyZqSB3E3
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 9, 2019
Is that Corey Worthington?#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8rX1NxuzMk
— Carly Heading (@carlyylalaa) October 9, 2019
Kayde looks like the Aldi version of Zac Efron #BacheloretteAU
— Beca 🌈 (@becasammut) October 9, 2019
“He looks so much like Zac Efron”
Me:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ElKe8jlVMu— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) October 9, 2019
Jamie is an emotional fireman who is giving us Jarrod vibes.
Jamie is basically a walking, talking Bumble bio #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/C2RFl7P4r5
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 9, 2019
Jamie has done his homework #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/yIYkkxxZUL
— Dog on a Couch (@DogOnACouch) October 9, 2019
Meet Jamie: he puts out fires with his tears 🔥 😭 #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/v3hA6bprQ6
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) October 9, 2019
"I think I'll get quite attached to her quite fast" on no have we got a Jarrod situation on our hands #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 9, 2019
Fireman popping up behind Angie constantly like: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HlDLPbpsB1
— Nope (@robyn56436920) October 9, 2019
There is a rose that wins the fella 24 hours with Angie which is A LOT of time.
#BacheloretteAU 24 hours with one person?? pic.twitter.com/IcHa4h8GAp
— SalaGal (@salagal1) October 9, 2019
as romantic as the 24-hour rose sounds, the only person I want to spend 24 hours with is my TV… #BacheloretteAu
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 9, 2019
We immediately hate Jess, our new villain.
Jess saying "who's Osher?" THE NERVE! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/3zSMN9vilo
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 9, 2019
Who is osher?
Australia: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/oqFZNFGlpU— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) October 9, 2019
“who’s osher?”#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/GbynGvIKoO
— karen ♡ (@kkarennnx) October 9, 2019
Undercover brother, Brad, is unmasked.
“How you doing brother?” – they don’t know how close to the MARK they are #BacheloretteAU
— Kate (@KikkiTee) October 9, 2019
the boys: oiiiii she’s fucken hot aye
brad: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/pcpGgaafJa— adrianne (@adriannerachel_) October 9, 2019
TIMM I'M SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR NAME YOU CAN USE AN MANY M'S AS YOU WANT KING #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ejbfd38qLs
— Lauryn (@laurynstweets) October 9, 2019
Two boys get sent home but Jess somehow gets a rose after pausing to accept. How dare he.
And the last rose goes to Jess… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XlrioVDqFq
— Sarah Krasnostein (@delasarah) October 9, 2019
who tf let the 40 year old clown into the mansion #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/nVGaHicdK3
— 🤠 (@reillyp24) October 9, 2019
Aaand we have our villain. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lFEg40isch
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) October 9, 2019
We now have a throne, a guy with the hair or a Targaryen, and a brother talking about how he fancies his sister. This is the Game of Thrones finale we deserved. #bacheloretteau
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) October 9, 2019