Literally Just A Thirsty Post About David From ‘Australian Survivor’ To Distract Us From Everything Bad
We’re all going through tough times right now, and it’s important to try and search for the positives in life.
Maybe it’s making your morning cup of coffee, a Facetime chat with your friends, or the opportunity to catch up on Vanderpump Rules during your lunch break without your boss knowing.
Or maybe it’s just the fact Australian Survivor: All Stars is still on and Very Hot David is still going strong, brightening up our screens numerous times a week with his cheeky attitude and ridiculous good looks.
You may think I’m projecting on you right now because I’m bored and lonely and you may be right – but you still clicked through to this post after reading the headline so let’s just realise we’re all on the same side here.
That side is celebrating the Golden God himself. Because while everything feels bad and sad right now, we need to seek out happiness and sometimes that’s truly by just looking at David’s abs.
Here’s just a whole bunch of pics and GIFs of Australian Survivor‘s David that distracted us from the current global crisis for approximately three seconds.
1. David looking cheeky.
2. David looking ripped.
3. David pretending to give a shit.
4. David holding all the power aka the ultimate turn on.
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styling can be tricky for men on the one hand you dont want to over accessorize but on the other hand your a #goldengod….. tag a friend who wears too much jewelry so i can compliment them How 'Ye doin? I'm survivin… @survivorau @channel10au #survivorau #survivor2020 #ye #mensstyle
5. David… well…
6. David professing his truth.
7. Da– sorry I’ve forgotten how to string sentences together.
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did this photo get your attention??? please read on. What you guys saw last night was an emotional moment on tv but for @leecarseldine and his family their lives changed forever! His mum passed away from a massive stroke. 1 in 4 people will have a stroke in their lifetime. Stroke kills more men then prostate cancer and more women then breast cancer and this is a preventative disease! So here we go #towelchallenge round 2! but this time we are raising awareness and money for @strokefoundation we want to raise $77,000 for stroke research and need your help!! so do somthing a little cheeky 🍑 and take a black and white pic of yourself in just a white towel and make a donation to the stroke foundation https://www.towelchallenge.org.au/donate call out a couple of friends and use #towelchallenge if u want to donate to my page ill have survivor buffs for my top 5 donors and personalized video messages for the top 10 link in my bio! so lets get our towel on and raise awareness together!!! im calling out @osher_gunsberg @nictrunfio @therealbeauryan @ryandeanporter @monika_rad @leecarseldine join me!!! rest in peace Elizabeth May Carseldine ❤️ #strokeawareness #fightstroke #strokefoundation #survivorau
8. David keeping himself amused, something we could all learn from.
9. David looking charming even when looking goofy.
10. David rocking this whole look like no other.
11. David faking deep distress.
12. David just hanging out and social distancing.
13. And most importantly, David making it to final four in Australian Survivor: All Stars.
Thank you for your services, David.