There’s A Legit Career Opportunity For A Professional “Chicken Nugget Taste-Tester” And They Want You
Forget VCE, HSC and further uni courses… there’s a job that requires a different type of education that you’re probs already qualified for – a professional ‘Chicken Nugget Taste-Tester’.
Yes, this is real life. The job, listed by UK food brand B&M is legit calling out for people to eat chicken nuggiez and get paid. The purpose? Who really cares… but since you’re here we’ll give you the spiel.
Basically, the brand is planning to expand its range of fresh and frozen food products into chicken nuggets and needs someone to help guide them on the taste and texture. Lots of meaty research is needed.
They want their nugs to be the best in all the land – and to make the best – you need the best. That’s someone who’s keen to sink their teeth into that sweet chickeny goodness on the reg.
A quick look at the relevant experience shows that our fast food ambitions were maaade for this role!
Listed under relevant experience, they’re searching for people who meet the following criteria:
- Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself
- Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
- That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
- Going to an event or party because there is free food
- You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
- You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
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Unfortunately, it’s probably not a long-term sustainable financial pathway. Especially if you’re ever planning to save up and get into the housing market.
The job pays with a £25 monthly voucher to spend at B&M stores + chicken nuggets. Still, food is damn expensive, so it’s not a bad side-hustle in return for providing feedback on developing their nuggie range.
To apply, all you need to do is upload a paragraph on why you think you deserve the opportunity and what relevant experiences you have (where it says upload CV). Maybe we’re overqualified for the job?