The 15 Most Cursed Items Ever Sold On Facebook Marketplace
Throughout the past two years living through a pandemic, out of boredom I became practically glued to Facebook Marketplace all day, every day. And while many of us have resumed our normal lives, it’s still a guilty pleasure of mine.
Facebook Marketplace is a strange selling platform. While it isn’t as seedy as the likes of Craigslist or Gumtree as users are at least identifiable by their profiles, this doesn’t mean people don’t post some truly cursed stuff on there.
While someone’s trash could be another person’s treasure, someone’s beloved childhood relics can also be another person’s absolute nightmare fuel. From creepy dolls to clown paraphernalia, we’ve found the most unsettling ads across the platform. Huge nope from me.
These are 15 of the most cursed items ever sold on Facebook Marketplace:
1. This ancient (and likely haunted) ventriloquist doll named Jimmy.
They are selling creepy dolls on facebook again. Why do all the creepy dolls live here? pic.twitter.com/L2YhClU3fS
— Brandi (@crazy_lady_2202) May 16, 2018
2. These ceramic fruits with human faces.
Twitter: @ewdatsgross
3. This truly terrifying baby doll.
4. This patio heater shaped like a minion.
look at this highly cursed crying minion patio heater that i found on facebook marketplace pic.twitter.com/FGNi3f5TgG
— EllenFromNowOn (@ellenfromnowon) November 13, 2019
5. This tiny doll with actual hair and eyelashes.
Someone selling this on my local FB marketplace… from RebornDollCringe
6. This abandoned circus trailer.
Apologies to anyone with coulrophobia (fear of clowns), but this rusted former circus trailer has to be the creepiest thing I’ve seen advertised on Facebook Marketplace… and that includes some very creepy shit. pic.twitter.com/x19Rr8wfIy
— Stephen Downes (@TheNewDownesy) June 17, 2019
7. This bag filled with jawbones.
Just cursed MT Facebook marketplace things pic.twitter.com/ak5QYtPIuL
— I am undone without you (@blackdogteeth) September 10, 2019
8. This missing person’s poster from 2002.
Twitter: @bgrand15
9. This Pikachu figurine from your darkest nightmares.
Twitter: @SecretJungle88
10. These homemade pies inscribed with vengeful faces.
Someone on facebook is selling “spooky pies” pic.twitter.com/3KbOvXr61Q
— Max GreenDavidCronenberg (@MaxTGreenberg) October 8, 2018
11. These moo-serable table and chairs.
this is cursed for sure right? fb marketplace is wild pic.twitter.com/jaXA2Ty3br
— lego jesus (@teenyoda) July 19, 2020
12. This clown cup that steals your hopes and dreams.
Someone is selling this creepy ass clown cup for $22 on fb marketplace.
Not as weird as the USED underwear I saw someone selling the other day but come on people!! pic.twitter.com/18IBJeRNXL
— Mariah (@mariiiahkay) September 30, 2019
13. This err…..thing.
Someone give me a reason not to buy this creepy ass doll on fb marketplace pic.twitter.com/5ATGusrsd9
— Maggie (@Phat_Maggie) February 24, 2019
14. This clown lying on a children’s table.
Someone is selling this nightmare on Facebook. It's a kid's writing table. pic.twitter.com/khZ9I43InW
— Kiran Haroon (@CinnamonCurls) April 30, 2016
15. This glow lamp made from a baby doll’s head.
Twitter: @laurenforu
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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This article has been updated since it was originally published.