Here’s Which ‘Gossip Girl’ Character You Are Based On Your Star Sign

Astrology can enlighten us about parts of ourselves that we never even knew existed.

Our strengths…our weaknesses…our intimate desires…our fears…our flaws…and of course…our Gossip Girl character.

From manipulative to materialistic to rebellious (those should be obvious), Manhattan’s elite definitely live up to the traits of their star signs like it’s nobody’s business.

Have you ever wondered why you related to Chuck so much? Or why, you too, have had more boyfriends than Lily Vanderwoodsen has had husbands? Well, your answers lie here! (as well as the stars).

We’ve put together a list of which Gossip Girl character you are based on your star sign… and whether you like it or not (Aquarians), it’s the truth.

SCORPIO

Georgina Sparks

We all have a Scorpio in our life that lives up to the negative traits of their horoscope (and if you don’t…it’s you).

Like Georgina, you’re confident and tenacious, never backing down from confrontation. While on the outside you come across as a bitch (partly your own fault), deep, deep, DEEP down, you have a soft side which you only let a few people see.

As is Georgina, you’re witty, sarcastic and funny in a non-joke-telling kinda way. You’re very secretive and are always gathering acquaintances more than friends.

Scorpios are very goal-orientated, and are always motivating others to achieve their dreams. Just like when Georgina pushed Dan to write his book! Naw, Scorpios and Virgos <3 We ship it.

LEO

Serena Vanderwoodsen

Even before you read this article, you knew you’d be the Serena and wouldn’t have settled for anything less.

You’re always the centre of attention whether you like it or not (which, let’s be real, you probably do). Even when you’re not in the mood for the spotlight (or the paps) it always seems to find you, and that’s mainly due to your ability to attract energy. Think about it… who got the most attention from Gossip Girl? S.

You believe in true love, and are a crazy romantic at heart, doing whatever you have to do to hold on to the one. You’re not afraid to call bullshit as it is, whether that means you’re not liked for something you believe in. And, of course, if you’re anything like Serena, you’re hot asf and the most good looking person in the room (or at least your ego thinks so).

VIRGO

Dan Humphrey

Let’s face it, nobody wanted to be the Dan, but if it’s going to be anyone it has to be the Virgo.

Don’t act like you’ve never met someone for 10 seconds, stalked them for years, and clung to their every move until they eventually fell in love with you? (I know I have).

Dan’s tougher on himself than anyone else, which is why he works so hard. Virgos aren’t flip-floppers, and will do whatever they have to do to get where they want to be. They can sometimes come off as judgemental, but that’s just classic Virgo putting their walls up to ensure that they or their loved ones don’t get hurt.

Like a true Virgo, Dan had low self-esteem and sometimes felt out of place or less than Serena (which if we’re being honest, he was). However, his defence mechanism was always to take it out on Serena and ‘tear her down’, rather than build himself up. We mean, the Virgo is a hard-worker, but you can’t exactly work towards being born privileged.

TAURUS

Blair Waldorf

I’m shocked too, but it only makes sense.

The Taurus is the bull sign, and can be known to be a bit stubborn and set in their own ways. The Taurus craves order and control and, just like Blair, if things didn’t go her way she would make them go her way.

As the Queen B of her group, the Taurus always surrounds themselves with people who have similar values to them, and will stick by those values no matter who they drop in the process.

The Taurus craves deep, sensual pleasure, whether that be in intimacy or luxurious self-pampering. Like Blair, the Taurus is both hard-working and lazy, which is why she was both reliant on her wealth but still knew she had to work.

Fun fact: The Taurus’ ruling planet is Venus; which governs love and money, aka, Blair’s two favourite things. Coincidence?

SAGITTARIUS

Vanessa Abrams

Vanessa is independent and headstrong, never fearing to stray away from the pack and do what’s best for herself. They cherish freedom and love to scour the globe particularly by themselves, i.e. a solo backpacking trip around Europe when your boyfriend flakes on you.

Like a true Sag, she does whatever it takes to protect the people she loves no matter what the cost. She’s artistic and expressive, and loves to explore and adventure wherever she is.

Just as Vanessa did, the Sag will move on from a relationship if they don’t feel like they’re being true, meaning that they will date a lot of people before ultimately finding the one. It makes sense why Vanessa had the worst luck with love on the show, always moving around the group, quitting (or being forced to), and then trying again

PISCES

Rufus Humphrey

Pisces’ always feel the need to take on other people’s problems, even if they’re flooded with their own. They’re compassionate, giving, loyal, adventurous and always changing their minds because they have so many thoughts.

Like a true Pisces, Rufus struggled to express his emotions for Lily, failing to fight for her love and leaving her. However, Rufus was able to move on from this relationship very easily as Pisces’ are a wildly indecisive bunch, making them quick to change their minds, even about love.

The Pisces stick hard to their values, always doing what they think is right, even if it’s unpopular.

Also, irrelevant, but the Pisces official flower is the Water Lily.  Coincidence?

GEMINI

Nate Archibald

The Gemini is chill asf. They aren’t overly extroverted and can come across as shy when they meet new people. Don’t get us wrong Nate is still very outgoing, opinionated, serious and social, but a Gemini doesn’t radiate all these qualities the first time you meet them.

Like a true Gemini, we never really see Nate get overly emotional. They’re not the touchy-feely type with their feelings so when they do actually cry, it’s real.

Even when it came to jealousy, Nate was chill as eff. He didn’t even really care that his best friend slept with his GF (nor that he slept with his GF’s best friend for that matter).

Gemini’s love love, particularly the initial start of a relationship. They’re loyal and committed, even if that person is a woman double their age.

ARIES

Chuck Bass

We all know a sharp-tongued Aries, and Chuck Bass is no exception.

He’s blunt, upfront, and is pretty much an open book when it comes to what he’s thinking. Some people think that the Aries is rude, but really, they’re just honest. They’ll say whatever they feel in order to cut out the bullshit and express themselves.

Chuck wears his ego on his sleeve and won’t take orders from anyone, no matter who they are and how powerful they may be.

The Aries will pursue whoever they desire, even if that person is somewhat unattainable. When they love they love HARD, and are always passionate and invested in the moment.

AQUARIUS

Jenny Humphrey

The Aquarius is rebellious, and, well …the shoe definitely fits!

If you’re an Aquarius, you’re independent and mysterious, and there’s literally no one else like you. The Aquarius doesn’t like labels, so they’re probably reading this article being like “yeah that’s not me.”

They’re always constantly changing up their look and their style (aka, when Jenny went goth), and would probably agree they are very different than how they were, say, 5 years ago.

There was a point where everyone hated Jenny (which to be fair, she kinda deserved it), but still, Jenny remained focused on her goal and didn’t give a f*ck what anyone thought about her. Even when her reputation was driven completely into the ground, she still didn’t crumble and relished in solidarity.

However, like Jenny, the Aquarius is still smart, passionate, energetic and idealistic. Also, an Aquarian can keep a secret like it’s nobody’s business. We mean, she didn’t tell anyone who Gossip Girl was, even though she knew?

CANCER

Dorota Kishlovsky

OUR HEARTS <3.

You ARE the Dorota. You are emotional, loyal, loving and gentle. A Cancer forges relationships for life, whether that be in romance, friendships, or careers.

If you’re a Cancer, you’ve defs thought you were psychic at one point, as Cancers can usually scope how a situation is going to go before it’s even begun. Dorota was always the wisest, giving Blair advice that always turned out to be right.

Dorota was never one for the spotlight, as Cancers normally shy away from large social gatherings. They’d much rather be with the ones they love (like Blair and Vanya) rather than a big crowd.

We all saw Dorota and Vanya’s relationship speed ahead faster than anyone else. That’s because the Cancer can commit to love instantly after meeting someone, mainly due to that great intuition that they have.

LIBRA

Lily Vanderwoodsen

Lily is a Libra if we ever did see one. She’s social, materialistic and has had more husbands than I’ve had syphilis. Her reputation is very important to her, and will ensure that how people perceive her isn’t anything short of perfect.

Doesn’t sound like you? She’s definitely more of an OCTOBER Libra than a September one. However, she’s also selfless, kind, intelligent and diplomatic. The Libra has a killer eye, and can see art where others can’t, hence Lily’s one and only hobby of art collecting.

The Libra is literally never alone. They love people and being in relationships, hence why she kept collecting men like Coles Mini Shop Figurines.

CAPRICORN

Eric Vanderwoodsen

You’re confident, independent, and can sometimes come across as way too serious, mainly because you’ve always been mature asf, even as a kid.

Eric doesn’t give a F*CK what anyone thinks of him. After all, how many people do you know who came out as gay at a high school party, while also exposing someone else for being in the closet? I actually know a few tbh…

People always rely on the advice of a Capricorn because they know they’re gonna get some honest tea. Capricorns are dependable to their friends and give real solutions to their problems with no bullshit in between.

Eric is hardworking, realistic, analytic and intelligent, always putting his family first before himself.